Are You Going To Heaven Or Hell Based On Your Zodiac Sign

#1 Aries: March 21st – April 19th

You’re a skilled liar. You can cancel plans with your friends or call out of work sick, even when you’re in perfect health. You can get anyone to believe anything.

#2 Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

You have a habit of laughing say hello to the pearly gates of heaven.

#3 Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

You listen to hardcore music with lyrics that you would never want your parents to hear. And your browser history is filled with websites that you wouldn’t even tell your best friend about. Satan is already waiting for a personal lap dance

#4 Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

You would do absolutely anything in order to protect the people that you care about. Jesus is your new best friend

#5 Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

You hate leaving the house, unless your makeup is applied and hair is frizz free.

The devil is dreading your arrival

#6 Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

You get jealous easily. You want your neighbor’s car. Your sister’s nose. Your friend’s dog. You always want what you can’t have instead of appreciating what you do. We all know that under that golden halo are some red horns

#7 Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You have tattoos, piercings, and dyed hair. You walk around with fishnets and your cleavage showing. You love showing off your body and you don’t give a fuck about people who judge you for it.

#8 Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

You curse like crazy. It’s hard for you to complete a sentence without throwing the F word in there somewhere. And most of the jokes you tell are super inappropriate. You have the dirtiest mind around. Satan can’t wait to meet his new best friend.

#9 Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

You’ll be sittin on a white cloud in heaven

#10 Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

Those angel wings are pretty, pretty good at disguising your red triton

#11 Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

Even though you would never act on them, you have really dark thoughts. When someone pisses you off, you imagine slitting their throat or drowning them. Your anger gets out of hand.

#12 Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

God can’t wait to meet you