1.Q.What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
A.Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
2.Q.Why do milking stools only have three legs?
A.Because the cow's got the udder!
3.Q.How do you fix a broken tuba?
A.With a tuba glue!
4.Q.What did the cobbler say when the cat wandered into his sop?
A.Shoe!
5.Q.What do sharks say when something radical happens?
A.JAWSOME!