If you thought that the Japanese were the only ones who come up with crazy ideas you couldn't be more wrong. The Chinese are right on their tail for the title of the most bizarre nation on Earth. Just look at these crazy swimwear designs.
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#1 What happens when you cross Sailor Moon with Luchador wrestling?
This crazy facekini bathing suit combo is what you get. It wouldn't be so bad if not for the second mask being used as a chin guard.
#2 Red polka dot bikini?
The mask doesn't even go with the swimsuit. Who the hell wears a giant red and black polka dot onesie to go swimming? This person obvious.
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#3 Just look at the flowers.
Well, at least this one matches from top to bottom but still. If she wanted to stand out she definitely achieves that goal. My eyes hurt just looking at this.
#4 The happy couple.
These two look more like they are about to rob a bank than go for a swim. It has to be really hot under all of that. It's just gotta be.
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#5 It takes attention away from my saggy body.
Well, this facekini certainly achieves the effect of taking most peoples attention away from the rest of her body. Thank heavens for that.
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#6 Look we are twins.
The facekini on the left is just doing too much. They are bizarre enough but when they come in multiple colors it's just going a bit too far.
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#7 When you want to go for a swim but you have to be safe about it.
This person is decked out from head to toe. With that life vest on they look like they are going to go straight from the beach to a suicide bombing.
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#8 WTF China.
If you hoped that the facekini and bizarre beach attire fad would pass quickly, you're going to be disappointed as they have only picked up more steam as time passes.
