#1 This Is A "Voice Trainer."
See those music notes in the bottom right? They had to add those to the advertisement or else everyone would think this was an adult pacifier.
#2 Scratch Your Boob Much?
I would like to hear any woman's explain as to why she's using this thing instead of her hand.
#3 Life Sized Mannequin Hand Hidden Toothpick Holder.
If the point is to be discreet while picking food out of your teeth, this item has definitely failed.
#4 For People Who Hate Beds And Love To Sleep At Work.
But how about not buying this, not sleeping at work, and not getting fired instead?
#5 Beetles Are Trending.
Maybe you have already seen colorful beetle wing jewelry sold in boutiques. Well, even if you like that type of thing, you probably still aren't ready for this.
#6 Finally!?
Now all women can make pretend they're Hannibal Lecter while applying their lipstick to perfection.
#7 For People Who Enjoy Heavy Items Strapped To Their Legs.
Get this if you like forcing others to look at your dirty laundry, as heavy appliances chafe your legs with every excruciating step.
