Bizarre Products Clearly Designed By Psychopaths

By Editorial Staff in Amazing On 30th June 2016

Every day over 5000 new inventions or products are created. Of those, over 90 make it to production. Lucky for us, only 10-15 each year actually make money. In short, the world if full of garbage! Products mass produced in China are the worst, but even good minded US products can be hideous disasters. Thank God the dollar store exists to take all of this unsold crap.

#1 The Doggie Window

The PetPeek is a plastic window that you install in your fence to let your pooch get a look at the other side. Seems like a good idea, but do we really need another reason to have the neighbors dog barking at us while we're barbecuing?

#2 Boyfriend Pillow

Half a shirt stuffed with foam to give the feeling that your lover or boyfriend is holding you or snuggling you at night. Sounds cozy and romantic, doesn't it? You can make your own with an old shirt, some foam, a glove, and a wire hanger. But they sell at Amazon for $49.99.

#3 Runny Nose Shower Gil Dispenser

Just poke the side and your shampoo or bath soap comes squirting out. Good for a laugh, or to gross someone out. Two compartments give you a nostril for shampoo and conditioner. We'll pass.

#4 Puff-N-Fluff Dog Dryer

I really don't see any dog sitting in this contraption without a struggle, but, the Puff-N-Fluff is selling for $149.00. Just wrap your pup in the Puff-n-Fluff suit, attach a blow dryer to the flex-tube, turn on the blow dryer, and then watch your dog puff up and get nice and dry in no time! Yeah... right.

#5 The Placenta Cookbook

I thought this was a joke, but it turns out it's legit. Apparently, some people enjoy eating the placenta after giving birth is a cure for postpartum depression or a way to get more "energy." The author of this cookbook has come up with recipes for tacos, casseroles, and even pie. Must be they don't live near a Five Guys.

#6 Finger Hooks

They are designed to hang keys and even coats on. Clearly, these would complement any home decor set-up, and are not in the least bit creepy. You can purchase a set of four for only #38.13, and no tools are required for set-up!

#7 Silicone Butt Pads

Want to look like Kim Kardashian or Nicki Minaj? Is your butt flat? Well, this company is selling a silicone butt pad that comes complete with undies that keep the fake buttocks in position as you strut your stuff. Now you can easily add some depth and dimension to your butt with slide-in butt padding! Only $24.99.

#8 iPhone Panties

No kidding. Your iPhone might need underwear because it's got nothing but crap in it. There's a better way to protect your phone's button and hole, and it's called a phone case.

#9 UFO Detector

The device continually monitors its surroundings for any magnetic and electromagnetic anomalies, and the makers say that it detects UFOs. 33 percent of Americans believe in UFO'S and 1 in 10 Americans believe they have seen a UFO according to a 2012 study by National Geographic Channel. Images SI Inc. is trying to cash in on this belief by selling this convenient detector, complete with 9-volt battery, for only $89.99. ET phone the Better Business Bureau.

#10 Cat’s Ass Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

Who among us hasn't wished for a salt and pepper set where the condiments sprinkle out of a cat's ass? Your dreams have been answered! The perfect gift for that cat lady you know?

#11 Handspresso

Because making a cup of boiling hot espresso or coffee while driving down the interstate at 70MPH isn't dangerous at all. Plug it into the aux outlet, wait 2 minutes, shake vigorously for 3 minutes, and pour. It comes complete with unbreakable espresso cups. Hmm.. maybe the cups wouldn't need to be unbreakable if they weren't being used in a speeding car.

#12 Disposable Restroom Kit

Really! On the go, disposable toilet kit. For those emergency situations where you ain't got no time to wait in a restroom line, or you're on the road in the middle of nowhere. Just pull over and whip out your disposable restroom kit! They say it's a convenient pocket-sized disposable restroom - urinal, fecal toilet, poncho, all in one. It comes with a package of wet wipes as well. Great for the movies, sporting events, or kids outdoor activities. YUCK!! The good news is that you can order two for only $9.98, plus shipping and handling.

#13 Tampon Flasks

Sneaky, sneaky... You can smuggle alcohol into an event or PTA meeting in these little tampon shaped flasks. The problem? They hold one once each, and you have to fill them up individually and place back into the container. This product has "Dollar Tree" written all over it!

#14 Cereal Marshmallows

Everyone who has ever been a kid and eaten cereal has no doubt thought "why can't they just make a cereal with the marshmallows"? Well, now they have. Enter the 40-pound bulk bag of cereal marshmallows, untainted by even the smallest trace of residual cereal. You can sprinkle them at will in any bowl of cereal you desire, or add to cocoa, deserts, etc. Chances are, with a 40-pound bag, you're going to want to eat them like popcorn.. until the entire bag is gone, and you're sick to your stomach.

#15 Deer Rear with Bottle Opener

Hang this gem right next to your deer head trophy kill, and pop some cold ones to celebrate. The ad claims it is a "Synthetic Deer Butt Opener" which is great because a real one would be just yucky. When a sportsman sees this Deer Butt Bottle Opener - they have to have one! You can too, for only $119.99.

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