Bizarre Things All Women Secretly Do But Will Never Admit
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 14th April 2017
Ladies can be very secretive. In fact, a number of women can take a secret to the grave and you'll never know they even had hidden secrets! However, the type of secrets discussed in this post are the ones that all women share with each other, kind of.
These are all things that us women do in private but don't really talk about. It's something we KNOW other women do as well. You can say we don't talk about it because it can be a little on the gross side. But hey, we're human. We can be prim and pretty and complete slobs all at the same time but nobody else has to know that.
Check out some of the things below women do but hides from everyone. If you're a woman, you'll relate. If you're a man, you'll probably be very confused.
#1 Investigating your face for hairs growing in strange places.
#2 Pushing your boobs together to see how good your cleavage is.
#3 Lying on your bed for hours in your towel after having a shower.
#4 Pulling out those weird, long nipple hairs.
#5 Putting on a full face of makeup and your highest heels AND NOTHING ELSE, and singing and dancing like a pop star in your bedroom.
#6 Taking a selfie of your ugliest face
#7 Having a made-up argument with your friend in your head.
#8 Masturbating with something not designed for that purpose
#9 Picking nose!
Women do this probably much more than you think. Especially in the car…or really anywhere when there isn’t a tissue handy. I mean, who’s going to get up and get a tissue when I can’t just get in there and take care of things? Ladies, you feel me?
#10 hate shaving
It doesn’t matter where, or even how nice the razor is, we still don’t like doing it. Whether it’s our pits, our legs or our crotch area, shaving is a pain and takes up way too long in the shower. Lots of women wear pants (especially when it’s cold outside) just to avoid the hassle of shaving. Plus, we HATE getting razor bumps on our lady bits.
#11 particular about pooping in public
When we have to (and absolutely HAVE to) go while out in public, we try to pretend we’re not in the stall and act dead silent if someone comes in. We won’t poop until they’re left the bathroom. If they came to poop there is usually a poop stalemate. And nobody wins in a poop stalemate.
#12 Pee in Shower!
Yes, women pee in the shower. Why go in the toilet when you’re just going to get in the shower and it’ll run down the drain…am I right? Aaannnd all women stick their hair that falls out to the wall of the shower with the intent of removing it after– and usually forget.
#13 Forgetting to grab a tampon before entering the bathroom.
#14 Holding up the chest while walking down the stairs.
It just feels better, especially if no bra is present.
#15 Holding a fart from the front only to release it later on when in a more comfortable position.
#16 Not washing hair for days.
Washing your hair everyday is bad for the hair! Just spray some dry shampoo and you're good to go.
#17 Throwing clothes all over the room when deciding what to wear.
#18 Practice dancing in front of a mirror before a night out.
#19 Going on a pimple popping rampage.
