Movies and the wedding-industrial complex love to tell you what the Perfect Wedding is supposed to look like, and also what a perfect bride should be. Pure, kind, and gracious are some of the qualities one associate with the bride at any wedding--but not here! More than four million Americans get married each year, and not all of the brides are well behaved. This hilarious collection of candid wedding photographs proves that not every bride is delicate or demure. These hysterical and sometimes shocking photos include brides doing keg stands, bawdy bridesmaids and grooms gone wild, crazy cakes and favours, and out-of-this-world wedding themes, including Star Trek and vampire brides. This is not the stuff that fairy tales are made of. These photos of real brides, complete with deadpan captions, show the Bridezilla peeking out from under the veil.
#1 The Drunk Bride
#2 Stamford Bridge Bride
That can't be good.
#3 There Is A Hidden Message In here
#4 CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
#5 The Bride First meal After Wedding
#6 Moment Bannerman Spilt Red Wine On The bride
#7 This bride in gown drunkenly ordering from a taco bell drive-thru reminds me of something iconic.
"Help me, Taco Bell. You're my only hope."
#8 You will respect her special day...or else.
#9 The Blushing Bride
#10 Bride taking the plunge
#11 Pretty bride, keeping it classy and Naked!
#12 Instead of a church, the ceremony took place in a duck blind.
#13 In sickness and in health.
#14 Whats going on with your tongue?
#15 We warned her that her groom was garbage.
#17 Someone is getting shot for sure.
#18 I'm not sure if I should be impressed or disappointed that the bride is holding her liquor the best.
#19 This one's evergreen.
#20 The most confusing wedding photography god has witnessed!