If you're feeling sorry for yourself or want sympathy, don't, under any circumstances, as the internet to 'roast' you. Because they will, and the results could leave permanent damage to your emotional stability. Luckily for us, these people didn't realize that, and as a result, we get to laugh at their expense. Sounds fun!
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#1 What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? My pad or yours?
#2 You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
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#3 Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
#4 If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut!
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#5 Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
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#6 Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
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#7 You're like school in the summertime - no class.
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#8 You should need a license to be that ugly.
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#9 The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
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#10 I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn...
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#11 Aha, I see the Fuck-Up Fairy has visited us again!
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#12 You've got two brain cells: one is in a wheelchair and the other one is pushing.
#13 Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
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#14 Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
#15 Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
