If you're feeling sorry for yourself or want sympathy, don't, under any circumstances, as the internet to 'roast' you. Because they will, and the results could leave permanent damage to your emotional stability. Luckily for us, these people didn't realize that, and as a result, we get to laugh at their expense. Sounds fun!
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Thanks for explaining the word "fun" to me, it means a lot.
Congratulations! You passed the "Forever Alone" audition.
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Looks like a virginity helmet!
Looks like an audition head shot for an adult film.
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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
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You're like school in the summertime - no class.
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Call me Daddy!
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I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn.
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You should need a license to be that ugly.
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Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
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Is "backhoe" your nickname around the job site?
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The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
How many makeup tutorials did you cry through before you decided on this look?
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Aha, I see the Fuck-Up Fairy has visited us again!
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
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Seriousness is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
Your face isn't a total loss. At least it's a good place to hang your keys.
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Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
