Check Out These 13 Toys With Totally Inappropriate Names

Posted by Missy aka Tizzy in History On 19th January 2018

Advertising items targeted towards children is not an easy job. Every toy company in the world is constantly looking to bring the next big thing to the shelves. Products like Transformers and Barbie pretty much printed their own money the second they hit the shelves, but who would have ever thought that products like Furbies and Tickle Me Elmo would have been just as popular. In the toy world, it is all about advertising. Most toy companies try their best to come up with witty names for their new products, but these 13 toy's names are more perverse than witty.

Wooly Willy

We are pretty sure you might get slapped or hit with a charge for asking someone to come play with your Wooly Willy. While we understand the concept of the toy, the name really leaves little to be desired.


You Can Shave The Baby

I think I would rather not. Who comes up with some of these toy concepts? We really do not know what is worse, the name or the toy itself.

Ball Buster

This sounds like it should be a girl's games. Guys might be terrified to play something named Ball Buster.


Pole Dance

This must be one of those career dolls. If you want to be a pole dancer just like mommy, you need one of these toys. No, seriously...why?

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