You meet a hot babe. Maybe at work. Maybe at a club. Or a friend might set you up on a blind date. Now, of course, you want to have a good time. And for guys “a good time” means scoring. Scoring with a hot to trot chick is the gold medal of the dating game. So wouldn’t it be nice to know whether she’s going to be wild and wonderful or a dud between the sheets? Can it really be done? No way, you say. Yes way, we say. There are all kinds of clues. Scientists and research institutes study this kind of stuff. They actually spend good money to put out papers on things like how the ice cream flavor you like reveals your personality. Or whether wine drinkers or vodka drinkers are hotter in bed. We’ll go through the good stuff first and look at things that mean she’s going to be a wild ride between the sheets. And then? Then comes the bad news. We’ll look at factors that probably mean she’s going to be a complete and utter dud while doing the deed. It’s pretty easy when you know what to look for.
Clear Signs That She Is Either A Goddess Or Lame In Bed.
SHE’S INTO TEQUILA, VODKA, AND RUM
Well, not all three at the same time! But what you drink says a lot about your personality. Beer drinkers are very different from wine drinkers. And when you get to the hard stuff, what a girl chooses speaks volumes about what she’s going to be like in the sack. Vodka drinkers are usually independent and adventurous. Especially when they’ve had a few. And adventurous in bed is a very good thing. And what about tequila drinkers? Well, we are here to tell you that they are, according to Menshealth.com, “free-spirited, outgoing and fun to be around.” If she drinks her tequila straight, look out. She’s going to party hard. Just make certain she doesn’t pass out before the fun begins. And if she drinks rum? It’s good news again because rum drinkers are impulsive. They just do it.
SHE IS CONFIDENT
What on earth has confidence got to do with being good in bed? Well if she is confident, she probably has very high self-esteem. And that confidence and positive attitude will almost certainly make her a good lover who isn’t afraid to try new things. She won’t be all shy and bashful when you are doing the deed. In the run-up to taking her home, you can make it even better. How? You should compliment her. Saying things like”Wow, you are so pretty” or “You look great in that dress” will make her already healthy confidence even healthier. And that is going to mean she will be likely to do the deed with a lusty and “up for anything” attitude. Jessica O’Reilly wrote a book called Hot Sex Tips, Tricks and Licks. Yes, it’s a guide on how to do it. She says that compliments are likely to make your date a rockstar between the sheets.
SHE’S A LICKER OF COFFEE ICE CREAM
After dinner, go for an ice cream. What she chooses will tell you lots about her personality. According to Reader’s Digest, if she orders strawberry ice cream, you should get worried. Same for rainbow sherbet. Strawberry lovers are introverts and rainbow sherbet girls are negative and pessimistic. It gets a little better with chocolate ice cream. Girls who lick the dark stuff are often “flirtatious and seductive”. But the jackpot of all ice creams is coffee ice cream. They are “lively and dramatic and approach life with gusto.” It gets even better: They totally live in the “passion of the moment”. They throw caution to the wind and go wild. And that has to be a good thing when you are at it. If she chooses coffee ice cream, get ready for a wild ride.
SHE’S ORALLY GIFTED
So, vodka-swilling, self-confident, in-shape babes, who like coffee ice cream, are likely to be hot to trot in bed? That’s about the long and short of it. But before you get to that, give her a nice kiss. No, not a peck. But a long, lingering smooch. And pay close attention to how she uses her mouth and her tongue. That could tell you a lot about how she’ll perform other oral activities. Yes, we do mean that. If she’s using her tongue while kissing, she’s probably very orally proficient, if you catch our drift. You should also pay attention to how she licks her ice cream. What you want to see is slow, sensuous licking. Remember, slow eaters (and lickers) are likely to be very carnal and into the pleasures of the body. Hey, if the first kiss isn’t great, don’t worry. Sometimes it takes time to get used to one another and feel confident. Go in for another one.
SHE’S STUCK IN A RUT
OK. Now for the bad news. Let’s run through some of the signs that say she might be a dud in bed. The babe who is stuck in a rut and bored is probably going to be the same in the sack. You want to try the new Thai restaurant and she wants to go to the same old burger joint. Or you are up for a bit of skinny dipping, but she says no way. The girl who is bored is going to be boring in bed. Trust us. She won’t be up for much other than you on top, with her staring at the ceiling. It’s just a fact: her lack of adventurousness will carry over to the bedroom. And don’t think you’re going to get her drunk as a way of liberating her wild side. Bored, stuck-in-a-rut babes make mean drunks. Get her drunk and she likely has a fit and storms off. Instead, go to a bar and pick up a confident, dance-mad vodka drinker. And hope the boring babe is gone for good.
SHE DRINKS WINE
If a guy orders wine, it’s a good thing. It’s like he doesn’t have to put on a macho show by chugging a beer or knocking back whiskey. He is probably confident and comfortable with himself. It also probably means he graduated from college and is a professional. But if a girl orders wine, look out because she’s almost certainly unadventurous and less likely to take risks. And in the sack, you totally want a risk taker, don’t you? And the most boring of all wines for a girl to drink? It has to be Chardonnay. If she goes in for some Australian or South American wine, it’s a little better. Instead, go for the tequila, vodka or rum drinking chick. She’ll be the life and soul of the party at the party and, afterward, in bed. Just make certain she doesn’t pass out early and spoil the fun.
THE BABE IS A COUCH POTATO
Cuddling or making out on the sofa is a good thing. If the sofa is big enough, you can go on to do it right there in front of the TV. But a girl who doesn’t take care of herself and is, in fact, kind of a couch potato is a bad thing. The reasons are pretty obvious. She won’t be in shape and have endurance and strength when you do the deed. She won’t be flexible and able to do things like hang from chandeliers. No, we don’t understand that one either. Plus, she’s probably going to be pretty darn unadventurous when you get down to doing it. Let’s face it: she’s likely just to lie there and think of her shopping list. She won’t be into new or kinky things or positions. And, trust us, you’ll get bored with her pretty fast. No, go for Wonder Woman and enjoy the ride.
SHE BRAGS ABOUT HOW HOT SHE IS IN BED
Now, we know that it’s usually guys who hint about how hot they are in the sack. It’s called bragging. But girls do it too. And just like the guy who brags about his prowess, the girl who brags is almost certainly either lying or delusional. She tells you how guys go wild with her. She hints that she has some tricks up her sleeves that will drive you mad. The boys just can’t get enough of her, she tells you. And when you get her in the sack, what happens? It’s a snooze fest. No, if she has to tell you she is amazing while doing it, she’s living in a fantasy world. She’ll be unimaginative in bed. She’ll also probably be selfish. And that all-important first kiss? It’ll last a millisecond. She’ll pull away fast. Oh dear.
