Completely Bizarre Knock Off Toys That Are Guaranteed To Haunt Your Dreams

By Missy aka Tizzy in Bizarre On 18th July 2017
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#1

Is this some sort of yellow hybrid? How do you just put Homer Simpson's face on Picachu and think that is ok? Shame!

#2

My Little Demon Donkey? She doesn't look too scary to me. How hard could it have possibly been to find a better name that is not taken?

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#3

Looks like Woody has been eating his spinach with them big ol' Popeye arms.

#4

Mickey has never been so terrifying! Oh, my!

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#5

Cuz Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoise sounds just as cool.

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#6

King of what exactly? Looks like Spongebob's little brother.

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#7

There is so much confusion going on with this bag. Definitely the weirdest crossover, ever.

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#8

Winnie the Pooh has never looked so terrifying. This must be a bad dream. Burn it with fire!

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#9

Adding teeth does not make them anymore your own franchise. Adding teeth only makes them look incredibly creepy.

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#10

French Toast Bob No Pants.

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#11

What??

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#12

Now your kiddos can make baby minions and watch them pop out of mama... all day fun, right?

#13

I don't even know what this is supposed to be? Nemo's stoned cousin?

(Editors Note: it's supposed to be a Pokémon named Goldeen.)

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#14

"Do you wanna shave my beard off?" Suddenly building a snowman does not sound half bad.

#15

Poor Thomas...

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#16

As if ET was not creepy enough on his own with his spaghetti arms, this is just bananas.

#17

Picachu is NOT a pocket pig! How dare they!