Creepy Craigslist Ads About The Weirdest Things Ever

1. Uhm…what the hell did I just read?

"I saw an ad for a white woman who wanted to get pregnant by a black guy and abort the baby."

2. Why do you even have that, dude

"Detroit area. A guy wanted to trade for a coffin. Claimed it was never used, but it was still fucking creepy.

He wanted a mini bike, good rc cars, or guns."

3. That is just so weird

"Recently saw this one:

“Hi,

I’m an engineer who has built an AI with a vagina. I need someone to come fuck my robot and let me watch.

I can’t fuck it cuz i’m like its dad.”"

4. Weird teeth guy

"Guy who wanted someone to pop his hemorrhoid with their teeth tops my list."

5. A curious cannibal

"A few years ago I heard about a guy in Europe that put out a craigslist ad in search of someone who was going to commit suicide. He wanted them to do it in his home for the sole purpose of eating them after they were dead. The police set up a sting and arrested the man."

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6. A pasta fanatic

"This has been posted before, but is always good:"

7. Weird fetishes on Craigslist

"I love looking through Craigslist ads for shits and giggles. One day I found this ad asking for a female “model” that said NO NUDITY, so I message him to see what his kink is.

This guy replies asking me to put on yoga shorts and roller blades, and have someone video me skating, then falling, scraping my knee, and take pictures of myself aiding the knee. Disinfecting, putting a band aid on, etc. He offered me $100."

8. Is it creepy or just sad

"In high school, a Kijiji link was passed around. It was a local person (gender unspecified) who was willing to pay someone in order to be able to watch their kids. It was a long, rambling post about missing having children around and wanting to hug a child. It was really poorly spelled and there were parts of it that didn’t make sense at all.

Looking back, I feel sad because it was probably some mentally challenged person just wanting to be a babysitter, but the entire post was incredibly creepy."

9. The kid punisher

10. It's just a fetish.

Sometimes I browse the casual encounters section for random cities just looking for funny posts. Found a guy in New Orleans who was willing to pay a few hundred dollars for someone to shit on him. That’s it. Exchange money, shit, and leave.

I was a broke college student at the time, and I’ve gotta say, if I lived in New Orleans…I mean, there are worse ways to make money. A few things off the Taco Bell value menu doesn’t cost much. Several hundred dollars of profit. I’m not saying

11. Low key starting a brothel

"I unknowingly answered a creepy ad

The ad itself seemed legit, although the rent was so low it was a bit questionable. Being a broke college student, I figured why the hell not at least check it out.

The address given turned out to be a run down lower middle class house; not an apartment building like I was expecting. Okay, so it’s someone renting out part of their house. Not my thing, and I’m about to put the car in reverse, when a middle aged man with a huge beer gut comes out the front door.

He’s so excited that someone answered his ad. Well all right, I’m here, might as well see the place.

We go in the front door, and he’s showing me the first floor, while I’m looking about for the entrance to the apartment.

“Oh,” he says. “It’s upstairs.”

Upstairs turns out to be just that, up a flight of stairs. There’s no private door or entrance, it just opens up to a huge room. A huge room crammed full of mismatched secondhand beds and dressers. There’s barely room to walk.

“I got all the furniture myself,” he says proudly. “I figure I can fit probably 20 girls up here. There’s a shower downstairs that you all can use. I just feel real bad for college age girls that ain’t got no place to live. Did all this myself so that you girls can have a place to stay. I don’t care if y’all run around in your underwear and have pillow fights, just have a good time, my only rules are no guys in the house, ya know?”"

12. What the hell is going on here

13. Sicko wanted to murder anyone

Not sure if this meets the criteria for creepy but the story sure as hell does. A kid that I was in Cub scouts as a kid and grew up in the same town as I posted an ad on Craigslist seeking a baby sitter. He didn’t have a kid. Well she responded to the post and went to his house. He let her in, showed her to the “kids room” than shot her in the back of the head or back (can’t remember which) then put her body in the trunk of her own car and drive it to the local park where he left it.

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14. It's kinda funny

"A guy posted an ad looking for women with “roast beef vaginas” —like vaginas that are all “hangy” and gaped open that resemble roast beef. He also posted several pictures of what he was looking for and the last picture was of a roast beef sandwich and I lost my shit."

15. Can't get creepier than this

"On a weekly basis my wife will get emails from people on craigslist (mostly from the same guy) asking if she has breast milk to sell ever since she got pregnant. She usually posts in the wanted section for pregnancy clothing.

She was also selling a pair of extra wedding shoes last year and a guy offered to buy them if he could “kiss them off her feet.”