Facts That Sound Like Complete Crap, But Are Actually True

#1 Mike's farmer did not slaughter him properly. The headless chicken became pretty famous, but he never let fame get to his head

#2 The war was an attempt to curb the number of Emus destroying crops in Western Australia. Those sly birds just refused to pull out

#3 This happened in 2007 and IRNA reported,

" The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."

#4 We advise you against it though. Because, you know... Kim

#5 The lighter certainly won that match

#6 I would still prefer being in a pool full of vending machines

#7 Talk about strict laws

#8 Well, to him, irony is certainly his girlfriend

#9 According to BBC, they do this because they need more camel meat during the time of Hajj. Damn, the camels are being humped from everywhere

#10 Nintendo started in 1889, while the Ottoman Empire was dissolved in 1923. The Turks are pretty good at Super Mario

#11 It would've taken 284 years for Pluto to take one round. It was discovered in 1930 and denounced in 2006

#12 He went for a swim at Cheviot Beach, Victoria, and was never seen again. He was presumed dead on 17th December, 1967

#13 The copyright is with the Warner/Chappell Music Company and is valued at $5 million

#14 The ads actually had doctors recommending types of 'cancer sticks'

#15 Sadly, you can't send your wife there. And apparently, Saturn dazzles just as much

#16 I wonder who came First

#17 One must be really high to pull that off