Guy Tweets The Most Bonkers Story Of His Batshit Crazy Ex

By Abdullah Sohrab Khan in Bizarre On 6th June 2017
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#1

So the story begins like any other cute love story

#2

Now I know you are thinking hey that's not that bad, she a just being a little possessive. That's kinda cute right, or is it?

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#3

Now hopefully one can agrees that she is a little bonkers, who in their right mind anything like showing up to a family reunion and accuse him to be smashing his own cousin, well she claims they weren't but then again who would bring all the girls he is smashing to one place. Nobody is that crazy.

#4

You know what's going happen next right? You know her well enough by now surely. This girl was about to go "We Live Together, We die Together" on him

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#5

Maybe she is not that bad after all, maybe she just wanted some action IYKWIM ;)

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#6

Some of you already know what is happening or would be happening but i can assure you that she will always exceed your expectations

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#7

What could possibly go wrong here, just a simple handing over of a phone

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#8

Anniversary, flowers, cookies and a lovely necklace, no girl could as for a better present. This night in the midst of all those crazy ones should be nice romantic one. Hopefully!

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#9

Yeah sure, what sort of explanation could justify that.

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#10

The audacity to do what you did and then write this

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#11

Now you're about to find out the length this girl would go to get what she wants in the first place

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#12

"Paid", what? by whom though? It wasn't his 52 year old aunt i can assure you

#13

What exactly could be the threat because surely one wouldn't do anything such just for some money

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#14

A Ring? What's happening you're thinking, but imagine being the dude this happened to

#15

Now the moral, just read what this wise man has to say. He has experienced in one relationship what people don't get to experience in a lifetime.