Some guys are just into big babes. That’s just a fact. But why? What do super-size girls have to offer that skinny butts don’t? We’re going to tell you. If you’re a girl, get ready to be pissed off by this list. If you’re a guy, you’ll love it. See, guys confess they love plus-size girls because, well, they are easier to deal with and hotter in bed. WTF? No, it’s true. We’ll go through and explain. And with that queen-size package, you get bigger boobs and booty and a girl that’s ready for “action”. And there’s lots, lots more. Big girls tend to be happier than salad-munching hotties. They are often smarter too. Plus, when you’re not the typical hot to trot in the bedroom, you can actually carry on a conversation with the large lady. You guys out there who are into big chicks probably already know most of this stuff. Big is just plain better. Don’t agree? Well, read on. Here come 10 confessions from guys who love big chicks. Get ready to be educated and more than a little shocked.
Guys Who Prefer Big Girls Share Their Feelings On The Subject
BIG BABES ARE JUST BETTER AT DOING IT
Let’s start with the stuff that really matters to guys. That’s right. We’re going to talk “doing it”, sack time and doing the deed. Bigger babes tend not to walk the straight and narrow. They are usually out there when it comes to their “adventurousness” between the sheets. Why? Well, think about it. Their voluptuousness, all those curves, makes guys go nuts. And that leads to a hot time between the sheets. And that leads to throwing caution to the wind. The queen-size babe also has a heck of a lot more to “explore” than the skinny girl. You can get lost in that chest area. And that booty? It was made for caressing. The whole ‘experience’ with a big babe takes you to a whole different level when it comes to adventures in paradise. And another thing: She’ll probably do just about whatever you want. Now, there’s a thought. Anything?
BIGGER CHEST AND BOOTY THAT DRIVE YOU WILD
Big boobs and booty are totally in these days. Celebrities like Kim Kardashian pay big bucks for implants so that their boobs and booty are way big. But the implants are often not user-friendly and can look artificial. Big babes have natural padding on their backsides and boobs that mean, not only are they are probably lots bigger than a skinny chick’s assets, but they are soft and cuddly and luscious. You can get into them, big time. You can get lost in all that lusciousness if you get our drift. So, does the thought of H-cup boobs and a nice rounded booty appeal to you? If so, forget the skinny babe with the artificial butt and boob enhancements. Go natural, young man, and find a queen-size babe to cuddle. And more. Next, let’s talk padding. Yes, padding
YOU GET A CUSHIONED “RIDE”
Let’s lay it on the line. Doing the deed is a contact sport. You are up close and personal with your partner. So? The simple fact is that if you hop into the sack with a skinny chick, your legs and arms can take a beating. It’s all those bony bits that are bumping and grinding against your limbs. Every guy out there knows what we are talking about. So, what’s the solution? Go big! With the plus-size babe, a) you have more territory to “explore” and b) all that padding around her bones means you will, literally, have a cushioned ride. Are you getting the picture? So, you choose. Do you go for a vigorous session with a skinny girl and get up close and personal with her bones, or enjoy the comfort of natural cushioning? We think it’s a no-brainer. Go for hot comfort any day. You’ll enjoy the ride a whole lot more, we think.
THEY ARE CUDDLY, WARMER, MORE COMFORTABLE TO SLEEP WITH
We’re talking soft, cuddly and warm. Forget that designer pillow. Why fork out for that when you can cuddle and rest your head or whatever on the luscious curves of your super-size babe. Let your imagination run wild on what you can put where. There’s way more. Big babes tend to have more attractive, softer skin than the skinny chicks. Plus, biggie babes are like ovens in the winter. Their bods will warm you even on the bitterest winter’s day. Here’s something to practice: Try laying with your big chick in the spoon position. You’re the big spoon (in the back) and she’s the little spoon (in the front). Wrap your arms around her for a hug, or lots more. This is a very intimate position which is great for cuddling and, oh, by the way, doing it. Big babes are cuddly and warm and welcoming. What’s not to love?
YOU CAN EAT ALL THE JUNK FOOD YOU WANT TO
Remember that hot and skinny girlfriend you had? Remember how she lived on salad and water and witched at you if you inhaled a burger or two? And she would pitch a fit if you had a pizza and beer fest with your friends. Then, she would get mad and pout. She was truly a pain in the backside, wasn’t she? Plus-size babes are a whole different ballgame. Big girls won’t care if you chow down on some unhealthy, greasy thing. Why? Because they are probably stuffing their faces with stuff that is even more unhealthy and greasy than your food of choice. Also, you can do stuff with butter or oil or some such. You’ll be in junk food heaven 24/7 if you want. Hey, McDonald’s, super-size me big time. And throw in a milkshake. No, two.
QUEEN SIZE BABES ARE TOTALLY HOT TO TROT
OK. So you go to a bar and chat up a big chick and then take her home for a bit of up close and personal time. We already know that your chances with a large lady are probably better than with a skinny one. But what about after that first night of lust? Well, boys, the good news is that the plus-size hottie is just that: She’s usually got her engines revving and is up for it big time. That ample and fleshy body will drive you wild. So, things get adventurous and kinky fast. It’ll be a whole new world, a s*xual Disneyland. Remember how your skinny girlfriend put your advances off with tales of being tired or having a headache? Probably won’t happen with the bigger chick. Just think about Melissa McCarthy’s efforts to get laid in Bridesmaids. She was a big chick, with an even bigger drive.
BIG BABES CAN TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES
It goes something like this: The leggy, blonde hottie at work gets a lot of attention. Guys are opening doors and picking up stuff she drops. She is used to having things taken care of and done for her. She is totally expecting her man to come to her rescue or pander to her every need and whim. The big babe? She’s accustomed to fending for herself. Guys haven’t been rushing into open her car door or help her find her lost keys. So, she’s totally capable of taking care of business herself. And what does that mean for you? It means you’ll have an easier time of it. The big chick will make fewer demands. And that has to be a good thing. Hey, if you get lucky, she’ll be the one rushing in to help you and get you out of harm's way. What’s not to like in all that?
THEY ACTUALLY LISTEN AND ARE EASY TO TALK TO
It’s easier to talk to a big babe than to a self-absorbed hottie. The large lady probably hasn’t had the luxury of being the center of attention and being able to do all the talking. With the hottie, it’s about me, me and more me. You just have to shut your trap and grin and bear it. The good news? A big girl will probably be a better listener and more fun to talk to than a babe who is obsessed with her hair, nails, and wardrobe. See, the larger girl hasn’t been able to rely on her looks and body to get attention. And that means she has probably focused on learning, brain power and developing interests. You’ll be able to have a conversation with her. You know. Talk about stuff. Well, at least when you’re not “at it”.
BIG CHICKS ARE OFTEN HAPPY, FUNNY AND SMART
Big babes are happier, funnier and smarter than thin girls? That’s about it. First of all, scientists have actually linked the “fat gene” to the “happy gene”. Yes, large ladies tend to be happier than skinny ones. And then there’s the personality test. Meet a beautiful, desirable babe and chances are she’ll not have much of a personality. She’s gotten by on her looks her whole life. She probably has an “I am the center of the universe” attitude going on. Big babes have had to work hard to get attention. They sometimes turn themselves into the class clown, the entertainer, or the wise-cracking friend. And they are usually just more fun to be around than the hottie. And what about smarts? Biggies tend to have worked harder in school and to actually know more than skinny butts. They are happier, funnier and smarter than thin girls.
THE EGO BOOSTER – WHY GUYS LOVE BIG BABES
Now, let’s recap. Big chicks are easier to deal, tend to be better in bed and outstrip skinny babes in the kinky department. They can take care of themselves (and you). They won’t moan when you pig or slob-out, meaning you’ll be in junk food and lazy nirvana. Plus, they are accommodating and easy to talk to. And they are probably smarter and funnier than a thin girl, who has pretty much gotten by on her looks. Add to all this the fact they can drink a heck of lot more than the tiny hottie and the added benefit of her having a gorgeous friend in tow, and what have you got? Well, you have an easier, hotter and more fun ride than with the thin, hot babe. And what does that mean? It means your head (and other parts of your anatomy) will be swelling. You’ll get a non-stop ego booster of a time. Sounds pretty good to us.
