Have You Ever Googled These Keywords? Don’t. . .
By
Sughra Hafeez in
Bizarre
On 8th May 2017
The internet is great for a lot of things like checking the news and weather, sending and receiving emails, performing financial transactions and shopping. One of the many gifts the internet age has brought us is the marvelous Google search engine. What would we possibly do without Google today? How would we search random facts, articles, and images? There’s no doubt that Google has become a necessity in the 21st century.
It’s no secret that the internet has a dark and scary side. You can come across search results for bunnies and rainbows just as easily as you can find images of gory crime scenes. Adults sometimes choose to put parental controls on search engines to shelter their kids from the scary side of the internet. But, the truth is no one is really immune to stumbling across inappropriate and disturbing Google searches these days.
The internet is tricky. Searching what may seem like an innocent word can have you a few clicks away from images that make you want to rip your eyeballs out. That’s exactly what this list is dedicated to, seemingly innocent keywords you never want to be caught Googling. If you ever hear the terms “Goatse” or “Meatspin” and are curious to see what they are, please wait until you’re in the privacy of your own home to Google search them. You’ll thank me.
#1 Cake Farts
It is the acts of getting naked and farting on a cake. to be a true cake fart the asshole must come in contact with the frosting. The Cake Fart fetish is an actual thing and so Googling these seemingly innocent words could lead you into some nasty territory.The end. There’s no need to Google “Cake Farts”, so for your own good, don’t.
#2 Blue Waffle
It's not the name of any recipe, beware the “Blue Waffle”! Blue waffle is a fictitious sexually transmitted disease said to affect only women, causing severe infection and blue discoloration to the vagina.Images of the Blue Waffle started making their rounds on the internet in 2010. The disease has been confirmed as false.
#3 Mr. Hands
“Mr. Hands” he is NOT a character on a kid’s television show or a puppeteer its stage name “Mr. Hands”.2 Guys 1 Horse is a shocking video that shows a man actually having anal sex with a horse. The man in the video, named Kenneth Pinyan, later nicknamed as Mr. Hands.The Enumclaw horse sex case was a 2005 incident in which Kenneth Pinyan.He died from injuries received during receptive rectal sex with a stallion at a farm in an unincorporated area. Pinyan distributed zoophile porn under the alias Mr. Hands.During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, Pinyan suffered a perforated colon from receptive anal intercourse with a stallion and later died of his injuries. The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005.By Googling the video for Mr. Hands, you’re signing yourself up for a front row ticket to that horrifying show.
#4 4 girls finger paint
4 Girls Finger Paint isn’t an art tutorial for your kids you should Google for your children.4 Girls Finger Paint is a disturbing video where 4 girls finger paint with shit. to start the first girl shits on another girls asshole. one girl leans in to eat the shit and play with it in her mouth. then they rub the shit on their fingers and proceed to finger paint their bodies with it. afterward, one girl pukes on the shit and ass. to top it off one girl pukes in another girls mouth. the end.
#5 Wet Koala
The Wet Koala image was put on the internet to forever tarnish the cuteness of the Australian marsupial.when you perform oral s-x on a woman until she has an -rg-sm and squirts all over your face and hair, making you resemble a wet koala bear
#6 Meatspin
Googling “meatspin” literally has you one click away from watching porn, so DON’T get caught searching it.The newest installation of internet trickery. It is a gif of two homosexuals having intercourse while the male on the bottom does his thing while the male on top has his junk spinning around in circles.Yes, this search could be a funny trick to play on a friend.Great site to send friends to if you wish that their retinas be burned out of their eyes. www.meatspin.com
#7 Lemon Party
What a Lemon Party actually is, is more internet prank bait for unwitting users.One of the unholy trinity of internet pictures which all must witness to be 'jaded internet users' (tubgirl, goatse, and lemonparty).lemonparty is probably the tamest of the three by just being multiple old men engaging in a hardcore orgy together.So on one note, never Google Lemon Party.
#8 Kids In A Sandbox
Kids in a sandbox is an adult video it has nothing to do with kids at all. So if you’re searching for some stock images of kids in a sandbox, try using other variations of the words. It is the single most disgusting video on the web, in which a dude gets a dildo shoved in his pe**s.
#9 Lazy Sundays
My Lazy Sundays is a nauseating really disgusting video of three old men in the shower masturbating for each other and showering and cleaning each other.So, if you're looking for some relaxing weekend, do not search “My Lazy Sundays”.
#10 Blue Angel
If you know what the nastier version of a Blue Angel is, you know Googling it could have you stumbling upon some hilariously immature videos.
The blue angle is the act of igniting one's flatulence; usually achieved by holding a lighter near the anus while passing gas. The term comes from the bluish-colored flame often resulting from methane combustion. (Note that this activity can be dangerous, and has been known to severely burn the anus and even entrails of careless practitioners.)
Not only should you refrain from Googling this at work, but you should also refrain from trying a Blue Angel.
