Here Are Some Valuable Tips On How To Handle Your New Baby

By Missy aka Tizzy in Funny On 19th May 2018

There are tons of books out there for new, expecting parents. There are many that will help you all of the ways through their teenage years. But, the parts most parents need to learn is how to deal with a new baby. There are so many things that can go wrong since they are so fragile. These tips are super helpful. Be sure to share with all of your expectant friends or friends with new babies.

Exercise

Exercising your baby is very important. You want those little muscles to grow properly so they become big and strong one day. However, it is important to not push too hard. It is imperative that you never try to make them bench press anything other than their baby bottle.

Pets

Pets and babies can easily coexist with each other. You have to gently introduce your new baby to your pets in a safe manner. Teach your pets to be gentle with your baby and never leave your baby alone inside a fish tank.

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Lifting

Babies have to be lifted a certain way. You must always support their neck and back. Never lift them up by the top of their head. Pretend that they are a soda bottle without the lid screwed on. Things could get messy.

Playing

Having a baby is exciting. They are like a new toy, but they should never be treated like one. You can raise your baby up in the air, but throwing them like a basketball can kill them, mmmk?

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Swaddling

Babies like the feeling of being held. In order to recreate this feeling without actually holding your baby, you want to swaddle them in a blanket. Do not tie them up like a little sack as they may not be able to breathe.

Babyproofing

Babyproofing is important, especially once your baby starts crawling. You will want to start off with outlet caps. Do not remove your outlets and leave exposed wires unless you want BBQ baby for dinner.

Washing

Remember that babies and puppies do have a lot in common, but they are totally not the same. You want to wash your baby in a basin or bathtub. Never hose them down like they are farm animals.

Diaper Changing

Since babies rely on you to keep them dry and clean, you will have to change their diaper several times throughout the day. Make sure that you are stocked up on diapers and wipes. You never want to have to resort to using your own clothes to wipe their poopy bums. That is just gross.

Snot Sucker

Babies have super tiny air holes on their face. You have to use a proper sucking device to rid them of any boogers. If you jam your finger in those holes, you could hurt them or make their hole clog up even worse. You want your baby to breathe, right?

Containment

Again, yes, babies and puppies are similar in many ways, but they have to be treated differently. If you need to contain your child, do it safely by using a playpen. A crate seems like a perfect solution, but the only thing you will get from using one for your baby is a knock from child services on your door. They frown upon those kinds of things.

Stimulation

Trying to get your baby calm and quiet so they can sleep at night is not always easy. You want to be able to soothe them, so they can fall to sleep peacefully. Hanging a heavy-ass television over the side of their crib is a bad idea. If you have to ask why, please do not procreate.

Bonding

Babies crave bonding time with the people in their lives. They prefer to be held and snuggled while being talked to. Sitting back with them and a cup of coffee is just not good. If you do this, you need friends, bad.