This is the best look at giving birth and raising a baby you've ever seen!
Hilarious Illustrations On The Problems Faced From Pregnancy To Motherhood
By
Editorial Staff in
Facts
On 4th December 2015
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#1 We're having a baby! Excuse me, but it's not a WE thing right now.
#2 Deciding what to call the little bugger is difficult. You should start thinking of cute names way ahead of time, like 2 days after you find out you're preggers.
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#3 Soon all of your friends are jealous of you. They want to have a family too, but they resent the fact that you won't be going out on Friday nights with them.
#4 The doctor said they would grow, but once you lactate, you'll have bigger breast than Dolly Parton and Pamela Anderson....combined!
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#5 Training in the third trimester is more like training for a track meet. Your best friend is the bathroom.
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#6 You know you're pregnant when you have high an extreme craving for nesting and chocolates.
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#7 You start getting huge. Like really HUGE. Little tasks become a chore. From now on it's jogging pants and slippers.
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#8 Your personal hygiene becomes an even bigger chore. But not to worry, nobody care if your long legs are shaved or not right now, since you can't fit into that fancy dress.
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#9 Attempting to sleep is a real horror story. You think this is bad, it's only just begun. You'll feel like The Princess and the Pea.
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#10 When you are past your due date, sick and tired of feeling like a whale, you try all the tricks in the book to go into labor! Long car ride anyone?
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#11 You become swollen all over, your feet are bigger than normal, and you feel like the Michelin Man on steroids.
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#12 Finally. After Nine Months and so much anguish.. you are going in to labor. And even MORE anguish.
#13 The Daddy want's to be a part of the birthing, but he freaks out and goes crazy at the sights he is about to see. He may even need a stiff drink or two.
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#14 Dad faces any mans worst nightmare. The nurse shows him the baby's placenta! EEK!
#15 Enough is enough.. now the nurse is trying to teach you how to breast feed the little one, and you're thinking, 'don't they sell formula'?
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#16 As time goes by, you've come used to having the little tyke around. He travels with you, and in fact, is attached to your side 24/7.
#17 He's growing up. His first day at daycare is hard, but you need to return to work to support his $50.00 a day Pampers habit.
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#18 Visiting the pediatrician becomes a daily routine. He knows your child is important, but trust him, he has seen 45 cases of a simple sniffle today alone!
#19 We go to bed an hour earlier so we can try and squeeze in just a few hours a shut eye, but the kid doesn’t know that yet!
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#20 The baby finally wins, and soon he takes over the entire bed.. leaving you and your hubby to be total strangers forevermore.
#21 Before you know it, your an expert, and you try again. Soon, the entire house is full and it's time to move out and in to that new house... a huge responsibility, but you wouldn't have it any other way!
