Hilarious Truths About Married Life

By Muk Khatri in Facts On 9th February 2016

#1 Getting Fat

No one needs to stay in shape once they're married. Once you buy the cow, who cares how it looks.

You're only King outside the house. Inside, she rules.

Your two worlds will collide and it won't be the kind of explosion that you love in your game world, it will be an epic apocalypse.

The earlier you give her the last word, the better off you'll be.

You must be a mind reader to survive.

You'll need an escape plan.

You'll long for the days of your twin bed sleeping under your own football sheets.