Hilariously Sad People Who Are Beyond Creepy

You've got to give this guy points for creativity.

Now, strictly in terms of logistics, how does one become a wedgie in another person's butt crack?

There might be a few other things missing from this guy's list.

If trying to make a good impression on this woman, maybe this dude could mention some things he could bring to the table in addition to his man juice.

How romantic! A text marriage proposalâÂ€Â‹.

Perhaps this fella wrote that first line while down on one knee.

If dating older men makes a woman more mature, what does hitting on younger woman make a man?

The answer to that question is either: 1) Very creepy or 2) Sad and thirsty.

We've got a little Romeo over here.

He'd probably punch a puppy, too. That's not someone you want to date.

In Yahtzee and in life, sometimes you've got to roll the dice.

In life, Yahtzee, and in picking up strangers, it's good to think through your strategy before acting.

Ladies get thirsty, too.

If she's really looking for dick, apparently all she needs to do is logon to the Yahtzee chat room.

At least this person asked for permission before sending.

Asking for consent is always the right call.

This is a cute little turn of phrase.

Maybe the first commenter should have lead with the cutsie "Okidoki hokipoki." At least that phrase has some personality to it.

This is what dudes look like while they're typing these comments.

They may be dark morons, but that doesn't mean that they don't have feelings of their own.

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