How Dirty Is Your Mind, Based On Your Zodiac!

#1 ARIES

Not only are Aries mad about sexual fantasy, they are propelled by jealousy as well, and if by some chance you’re in a romantic situation with an Aries who suspects you might be up to no good, know they’ve fantasized you in bed with their opponent multitudes of times.

The Aries mind is fierce, and they can blow both hot and cold when it comes to having a dirty mind. They like to torture themselves with jealousy, but they also like to envision themselves as the saving grace of sexuality. Aries don’t just have dirty minds — they, themselves are always part of their super sexed up vision. They don’t just envision you getting naked, they envision you getting naked with them. Always.

#2 SAGITTARIUS

Strong-willed Sagittarius takes sex seriously. It’s a physical act as well as a philosophical one, so for them, talking dirty is a combination of those two pleasures. As such, The Archer responds well to a delicate hand or moreover, a truly artistic one when it comes to lusty lingo. Romantic ramblings that mix pleasure and adventure (with a healthy dose of longing thrown in) will hit the spot with Sag and bring out their more adoring side. For an added thrill, switch roles midway through pleasuring your Archer and ask them to do the talking. Catching them in the height of arousal means they’ll likely be happy to oblige and surprise you.

Sample: “I want to bring you pleasure like you’ve never known. Does it feel good when I….”

Capricorn is business minded and risk-averse, so safety is the word to remember here. And not as in S&M safe words, either! Rather, the key to unleashing a Capricorn’s saucier side (which is libidinous to say the least) is making the Goat feel understood. As such, sex talk should focus on them. Only your Capricorn can make you feel this kind of longing and lust, and as long as they know that, the world is your sexual oyster.

Sample: “Oh wow, I’ve never felt anything like the way you do.…”

#3 VIRGO

Virginal games are not for Virgo. And nor is squeaky-clean sex talk. In fact, the precision-loving Virgin can talk (and play!) a good game themselves. You’ll want to be sure to keep up, lest you be judged! Salacious is the name of the game here, with elaborate coming in a close second. Involved descriptions of intricate lingerie and details of how you’ll take it off them will be sure to get their wheels spinning, whether it leads up to a night of passion or happens in the moment as you do the deed. You’ll get bonus points for the ability to combine naughty and nice.

Sample: “As I tie your wrists to the bed with the soft, smooth silk rope, your skin tingles, you like the sensation even as the rope tightens ….”

#4 AQUARIUS

You’re born to be a humanitarian, and despite the idea that an Aquarius can be cold and insensitive, you’re actually one of the best of friends someone can have. Unfortunately, your tendency to become shy and quiet and your constant need for alone time can lead to your deepest secret: the fact that you’re paranoid. You’re temperamental and live by your emotions, which leads to illogical conclusions in your highly intellectual mind. Your personality makes your insecurities even worse because you struggle to trust and express your emotions in a healthy manner. This isn’t something you can easily reveal to your friends, and it ebbs away at you on a daily basis. If your behavior is ever confusing, it’s usually because you’ve exhausted yourself from worrying, but many people wouldn’t understand that. It can be challenging to open up to others about the secrets of our personalities, and every Aquarius understands this

#5 GEMINI

You’re the sign embodied by a twin aka two personalities fixed into one being. You’re bound to have a lot of secrets throughout your life, but you are indecisive and inconsistent by nature. You love to flirt and you are a passionate person, but the pressure of a one night stand can often make you quake with nerves. When you’re in a relationship, you’re a bit less nervous since you can get to know someone, but you can still feel that indecisiveness that makes you shy away from being in control. You don’t want the act of making love to be totally meaningless. You’re a gentle and affectionate soul, and sometimes not even a couple of drinks can calm you down. For all of your flirtations, not even your closest friends would know of your dirty little secret, but it’s an understandable dilemma for Gemini girls to experience

#6 LIBRA

As a Libra, you know what you like and dislike. You need harmony and you hate conformity. Nothing makes your blood boil quite like injustice and violence because you have a gentle heart. There is one thing that rings louder than the rest, however: you hate being alone. You feel yourself begin to shut down when no one is around, and the silence is often too deafening for you to handle. It isn’t easy to admit you don’t know how to be by yourself, which is why this is your dirty little secret. Your fear of being alone makes you overly dependent on others, including your parents and friends. If you have a man in your life, you’d prefer it if he were around you twenty-four-seven. You know it isn’t healthy, but on the spectrum of Libra personalities, this is often a telltale issue of your sign. You can’t help it.

#7 SCORPIO

As expected. Leave it to Scorpio to weave the most demented and depraved sexual fantasies one can imagine. Of course, while Scorpios do have wildly dirty minds, they are also hellbent on making a reality of their thoughts. If they think it, they may very well be planning to execute it.

We’ve all heard about the vicious nature of the Scorpio lover, and if there is any out there who might gravitate towards the more sadistic side of fantasy, this desert bug right here is the one who’s going to get off on your pleasurable pain. And you don’t even have to be involved! The self-sufficient Scorpio has got you in positions you never even thought possible, even if only in their minds. But watch out — they do like to make their fantasies real.

#8 CAPRICORN

Goats and their horns. With Jesus being the most famous Capricorn dude in the history of everything, you could say that Capricorns have been unfairly demoted in terms of dirty-mindedness. People just don’t get how downright pornographic these people are, mentally.

When the Capricorn think-tank of sexual thoughts starts chugging along, holy Toledo, these folks have quite creative personality traits. Talk about stripping you with their eyes! If you walk around fully clothed in front of your Capricorn mate, know that you’ve been groped, fondled and HAD by them in their mind... and that’s all before you reach the kitchen.

#9 TAURUS

Back to the horns again. And then some. Horny little devils these Taurean sexpots are, being one of the zodiac signs with dirty minds. Interestingly enough, there’s a poetic style to the dirty mindedness of your typical Taurus thinker. For all of their steamy intention, they also tend to toss a little romance into their fantasy.

I wouldn’t go as far as to say they watch porn and hope one day to marry their favorite hottie, but you can probably count on Taurus to mix love and sex up in one big milkshake of fantasy. The Taurus fantasist often times wants to fall in love, be in love and have tons of delicious sex with the one they love.

#10 CANCER

A Cancer woman like yourself is more about connecting emotionally and mentally – as well as physically – than trying to get super wild. You’re a sentimental sign, and you’re unlikely to get super crazy because you think it takes the specialness out of doing the deed and makes it more impersonal. You take getting nasty between the sheets seriously, and don’t like when your partner tries to make light of it, which makes you trust them less and means you may not be as willing to experiment.

Because your emotions are so tied up in getting intimate, you can regret your actions later on, too, especially if you’re wondering if there really was a connection or if it was all in your head. When you’re in a secure and stable relationship, however, you like to let loose a little bit more and try to test the boundaries of what you can and can’t handle in the bedroom.

#11 LEO

Leo wants you to worship at their altar. During sex, foreplay, or even when you’re sitting at Sunday lunch. It doesn’t matter when as long as it’s often. Tell a Lion how much they turn you on (any time with any amount of detail) and you’ll certainly score points as long as your lascivious language is flattering. In other words, use your turn of phrase to make a male Leo feel like a big strong man or a lioness like a gorgeous, glowing goddess, and you’ve got it made.

Sample: “Oh my god, look at your … I have to … you until I … all over your ….” Wide-eyed sincerity does wonders.

#12 PISCES

Ooo, Pisces girl, you like to keep things steamy and sensual! Your generous nature and intuitive mind means that you’re a giver in the bedroom who can anticipate your partner’s every need – and they love you for it. Wildness isn’t really for you, though, because you prefer to think of doing the dirty as a personal, intimate experience. If things happen to get a little crazy, that’s a natural progression, not because you set out to do the deed that way.

Your artistic inclinations mean you can get caught up in the beauty of your bodies together, and because you’re a bit of a people-pleaser, you can be selfless in bed. That’s great for you SO, but it can be at the expense of your own pleasure. You love to get intimate, but sometimes get lost in doing what your partner wants, and so wildness may be called for, but it’s rarely your idea. Don’t worry about it, though, you’re still amazing in the sack in other ways!