How To Spot A Virgin – Unmistakable Signs

By Shehzad in Bizarre On 14th July 2016

Here are unmistakable signs how to spot a virgin.

#1 HOVERING HANDS

Not comfortable putting your hands on cheerleaders? Don't Worry, you'll get there.

This dude has NO shame and there's no guessing about him. He admits who he is, AND that's cool..

He swims in his own world and it's NOT in ours. We don't know where his world is, but that's okay. . . Thanks we'll pass.

Beware: Anime and manga girls will remove the urge to be with REAL girls.

If you're this serious fending off others while wearing red BBDs, you really don't need those swords. EVERYONE will run away.

A motley crew of cosplayers doesn't neccessarily fit what a virgin is, BUT this group? Never mind ARE they in fact human?

If he's signing off with the sign of Spock's Vulcan tribe, he's living in an alternative universe and it's NOT on planet Earth.