How You Would Die In A Horror Movie Based On Your Zodiac Sign

#1 Aries

Aries, you're going to be killed by a crab-walking possessed little girl who is terrifying AF. Your curious nature is going to get you into trouble. When things go bump in the night, you feel the need to go check them out. And that is how you get in trouble with backwards-facing crab walking demon girls.

#2 Taurus

You're going to be stabbed to death by a stalker who's obsessed with you. You're too nice to people, and you have trouble establishing boundaries. As a result, you can't get rid of people. And they want to keep you. Forever.

#3 Gemini

The audience likes you.

There's a good chance you're going to make it out of this because of your inherent innocence. Unfortunately for you, about three quarters of the way through the film, your curiosity gets the best of you.

Upon hearing a sound you believe is made by an injured friend, you waltz right into a trap set by the killer and are viciously murdered as a sad, dramatic melody echoes throughout the theatre.

#4 Cancer

You're going to be drained by a vampire. And not a sexy Tom Cruise in Interview with the Vampire kind of vampire, and definitely not a sparkly Twilight vampire. We're talking about an old, frightening, pale AF Nosferatu who you really don't want clinging to your neck. Why? People are drawn to your energy.

#5 Leo

GOOD HEAVENS! You'd be buried alive by one of your best friends! Now is your chance to figure out who the culprit is... hurry, get snooping! Don't wait until it's too late!

#6 Virgo

You'd be killed by a vampire! Certainly, it might be a very beautiful, apologetic vampire. Nonetheless, you've only got a little bit of time to prepare for the madness! The bloodsuckers DO NOT mess around!

#7 Libra

You’re the protagonist’s best friend. You’re also innocent, kind of helpless and kind of always having sex.

But you drink way too much too early on in the movie, and before the group even knows there’s a killer on the camp grounds, you’re murdered on your way to grab more beer.

You become the missing culprit that brews skepticism amongst the group.

#8 Scorpio

You're going to be disemboweled by Leatherface. You have a temper, and you're no stranger to confrontations, including with giant, chainsaw wielding monsters wearing human skin masks.

#9 Sagittarius

Oh no! You'd be taken deep into the forest and left for the wolves! You've got some time to prep for this and, honestly, we think it's best that you enroll in some survivalist classes! We only want the best for you!

#10 Capricorn

Your death is second and sorry, but it's somewhat insignificant.

You're not even amongst the group of teens visiting the campgrounds but are instead a forest ranger, or something. As you go to check in on the teens who are making far too much noise, you meet your maker before you make your way to the front door.

Your body is discarded, leaving just a trail of blood in your wake

#11 Aquarius

Fiercely independent, you're the culprit responsible for splitting up the group to cover more ground.

When does this EVER work in a horror film? Audiences don't witness your death, but you're found by the film's protagonist who shrieks at the discovery of your corpse. We don't know exactly how it happened, but you're definitely dead.

#12 Pisces

Toward the end of the film, you sacrifice yourself to save the lucky few who are still left alive.

As is usually the case, though, the killer has nine lives and somehow survives the cabin's explosion. Unfortunately, you do not.