Husbands And Wives Doing Their Best To Conquer Their Married Life

Posted by Arsalan Ahmed in Funny On 25th March 2021
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From funny pranks to kitchen nightmares, these men and women are nailing this whole marriage thing.

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#1 "Woke up and discovered my wife moved our coat stand yesterday."

That's a horror morning.

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#2 "Looking through my husband’s military coins and found this gem"

That's weird.

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#3 "My husband’s failed attempt at latte art. And on International Women’s Day, of all days."

Failing upwards.

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#4 "Wife started her period. Trying to minimize damage."

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#5 "Happy snip-snip day to my husband!"

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#6 "My wife just got a pregnancy pillow – which prompted me to try and cosplay as aayla secura I guess"

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#7 "My wife got this pic of me staring incredulously at a whale dong in the Icelandic Philological Museum"

Now you should see way your wife looked at it.

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#8 "Friend had a vasectomy and this is the cake that his wife made for him."

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#9 "My husband asked me to heat up the croissant and that he wanted it very crunchy…. i guess i nailed it"

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#10 Cooking is a way to heart.

"Beer can chicken, failed. This was an attempt to cook dinner for my boyfriend (now husband). I learned what indirect heat meant. And we ordered pizza."

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#11 Always keep your partner happy.

"Our baby announcement photo. My wife looked so obnoxiously thin 24 hours after delivery that I joked I looked like the one who had just delivered. So we decided to swap for a funny photo."

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#12 "So my wife left me some leftover valentines chocolates"

At least, she reads your mind better.

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#13 "Husband bought enough Pop-tarts to last through another year of the pandemic. Full set of HP for scale."

That's like the worst flavor they have.

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#14 "My husband was eating tuna over in the kitchen"

I was more confused by the duck

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#15 "Had an idea to use reclaimed pallet wood to make a heart shaped candle sconce for my wife. Turned out to be more phallic than heart shaped."

I think this was intentional and the husband is low key trying to tell her, he wants to try “pegging”

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#17 "My husband presented me with beef and broccoli for dinner. His plating skills are ridickulous!"

Maybe he is trying to give some hints for a night.

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#18 My wife after a 13 hour nursing shift in the Covid Unit.

Kudos to your wife.

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#19 "I told my husband I just wanted some “shitty earrings” for Christmas. He delivered…"

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#20 "I've accidentally shrunk my husbands jacket. Husband for scale."

Looks like he'd still wear it.

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#21 "Made some labels for my wife’s contact lenses"

That's perfect.

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#22 "Asked my husband to label our leftovers, “sure babe” he tells me"

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#23 "My wife isn’t great at measurements and ordered a 28″ pizza for the two of us."

Probably because you keep telling her you're 12 inches.

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#24 "My wife does a great job throwing axes also"

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#25 "My husband labeled our frozen meats after our last store trip. I got a good laugh pulling this out for dinner."

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#26 My friend finished wrapping his wife’s presents. Left one a perfume, right one a sweater.

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#27 "My buddy's wife let him decorate the basement bathroom… no regerts."

That’s a T-Rex not a Velociraptor. You and your wife need to sort yourselves out. And second it's Regrets!

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#29 "Wife decided to paint the filing cabinet. She took all the handles off then closed the doors…"

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#30 "Husband made a barrier, and these two are not happy about it."

"Made a barrier" is pretty generous.

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#31 "What my husband sends me while I’m at work"

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