If You Are Not Snappy At Comebacks, These Clever Insults Will Help Up Your Game

Posted by Missy aka Tizzy in Funny On 16th June 2018
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Coming up with a snappy comeback or insult is not always easy to do especially if sarcasm does not come easily to you. Most of the time, you probably think of the perfect thing that you could have said hours after your opportunity to say it. We put together some great insults that you can memorize and keep in your mental arsenal for years to come. The best part is that they all make great insults for any given situation. Enjoy!

The Horror!

This is every person's worst nightmare. We don't know a single person who enjoys sleeping on a warm pillow. Every one of us flips our pillow so we can lay on the cooler side. Now, imagine if you could not do that. That would totally suck.

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The Worst Feeling, Ever

There is nothing worse than stepping in a puddle or perhaps pet pee after you just put on a pair of clean socks. It can totally ruin your entire day.

Darn Ads

You know that feeling when you are reading a great article and go to click on the next page and an ad pops up instead because the page jumped since it was still loading? It can ruin the entire experience of reading the article and quite possibly ruin your entire day.

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Nooooo...

There is nothing that can disappoint a person more than hoping to enjoy some milk and cookies only to find out your cookie is too big to dip in the cup. Sure, you could break the cookie in half, but who really wants to do that?

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