If You Have Ever Wanted Kids, You Won't Anymore After You Read This.

Children are kind of creepy to begin with, let's face it. They don't always mean to be but it's way too often they look up and say something horrifying. They'll hover over you in the darkness and scare the piss out of you when all they wanted was cup of water. Or they'll tell you stories that make you question your sanity and safety. Sometimes I wonder whose bed we need to look under, my kid's bed or my bed? Creepy kids, man. They alter your perception of reality!