Ah, the classic family photo. There is nothing more American than the whole family getting together to take a nice, well thought out family photo to hand out to all their relatives. Somewhere along the line people decided that taking a normal picture was entirely too boring and started trying to spice things up. Sure there are still normal pictures being taken but now there are tons of bizarre family pictures all over the place. Here are some of the weirdest.
If you thought your family was crazy you ain't seen nothing yet
By
Michael Avery in
Bizarre
On 6th February 2018
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#1 Mom is in danger.
Dad is completely oblivious to the fact that his kids have it in for their mom. Mom, on the other hand, seems to be too terrified to say anything about her murderous children.
#2 What glorious hair.
You can definitely tell this picture was made in the 80s. Just look at that hair. Everyone in this family definitely makes use of Aquanet. How else could it be so glorious? Man those shorts tho.
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#3 Nope, not creepy at all.
There isn't anything creepy about this Easter photo at all. Not a thing. The kids with their horrible rabbit facepaint aren't weird and neither is the creeper easter bunny dad.
#4 You better watch out.
Okay, the picture on the right is pretty normal. Just two nerdy brothers posing for a picture but let's talk about the picture on the left. What the hell is going on with Santa in the background? Is he stalking that poor girl and planning to black her other eye?
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#5 Look at my butthole! Just look at it!
The chicks choice of fashion is pretty alarming. That shirt is horrible and man what the hell is up with those pants? But can we talk about the cat? The cat looks too terrified and I don't blame. Why are they showing off its butthole like that? That's just weird.
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#6 Lot's of skin showing.
In the first picture, we have what appears to be an underwear wedding. That's the best way I can describe that bizarre scene. In the second picture, you've got an 80s flashback of mullets, Aquanet, and bad tattoos.
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#7 Those poor babies.
These kids couldn't have more different dads. They both have one thing in common, however. Both of their dads are pretty weird. The bodybuilder is probably the one that's most normal out of the two though.
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#8 Always check your background.
Dude put some damn pants on. The first picture makes me want to puke it's just that weird. The second picture looks like a typical 50s family photo. Mom with her super high hair and dad looking all stern while the kids look like they are being held hostage.
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#9 We got style and we match
What could be more traditional than wearing matching outfits for your family photos? The family on the left is all about their 70s style. On the right, we have a truly creepy photo of a little girl and her doll. That doll looks like it's going to kill her in her sleep.
