Did you know that having sex is equivalent to winning the lottery? It is, but most people would prefer the cash.
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#1 More Proof That A Woman Doesn't Need A Man. The Average Female Can Hit The Big 'O' Up To 15 Times A Day.
#2 Yikes! Use It Or Lose It.. Does That Mean Priests Need A Magnifying Glass To Locate It?
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#3 Corn Flakes.. Ruining Mornings Since 1894. Thanks Dr. Kellogg!
#4 It Could Happen If She Would Just Do Some Crunches Before He's Ready.
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#5 But Which One Would Last You The Longest?
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#6 This Is Where The Saying Comes From, "Don't Get Cold Feet."
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#7 Pheremones Make Strippers Hyper Active, Which Means You Get Better Lap Dances If You Plan It Just Right.
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#8 Men Burn About 100-200 Calories A Session While Women Only Burn About 70 Calories.. Unless They Participate.
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#9 If You Have A Sex Doll Fetish Or Are Attracted To Mannequins You're Not Alone. Somebody Is Jerking It To The Lincoln Monument.
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#10 Your Testicles Hang According To Which Side Is The Most Prominent
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#11 They Differ In Size So That They Don't Hit One Another While Making Motion... Like Walking Or Jogging In Spandex Shorts.
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#12 These Buggers Move Fast, And They Contain Proteins That Rival The Most Expensive Facial Cremes. But That's None Of My Business.
#13 Two Out Of Three Dentists Agree... Oral is Good For Your Teeth!
