In-Sign-ity: Signs That Would Make You Do a Double-Take
#1: How Exactly Were You Planning to Do That?
They didn't really think this sign through properly. It's kind of hard to kick someone out who is already outside, right?
#2: Birds Birds Birds.
Most likely, those "things" loiter annoyingly and violently crap all over the place. Or dealing drugs. Pigeons are known for dealing drugs, after all.
#3: It’s a Dirty Job but Someone Has to Do it
Large jobs are, of course, printing jobs that require a lot of paper. And on the right is a huge picture of Steve Jobs. I suspect they have a smart aleck in the office.
#4: Here’s Your Sign.
Just imagine all the teeming hoards of people who first looked at that chair and thought, "I'm gonna sit there so hardaaah, damn, there's a sign."Â (Hint:Â they don't exist.)
#5: Tell Us How You Really Feel.
It's one thing for the neighbors to play loud music or have a raging party. It's a whole different ball game when they start screaming their dirty laundry for the whole building to hear. Three a.m.? Really, ma'am?
#6: Bread for War.
These restaurant employees are sick of the shenanigans. Really, who would even put bread in a toilet? That's a waste of perfectly good duck food!
#7: Font of Knowledge
Someone must seriously hate Comic Sans, if they can recognize it on sight like this. At the same time, he has a point. Comic Sans is kind of hideous.
#8: Phones Down, Beats Up.
Don't be "that guy." Just don't do it. You don't look cool, you don't look popular. You look douchey.
#9: Cat Skull and Crossbones Warnings.
These warnings don't play. They tell the truth exactly like it is, with no sugar coating. Not to mention they kind of read like a bad Google translation.
#10: Rock and Roll Blues.
Plot twist: the vet is also a toy. On the up side, this was probably a really magical moment for several kids out there who still think there is a vet for toy horses.
#11: When a Psychopath Finds a Printer.
Whether he is joking or not, this is still a pretty creepy note. It's better not to chance it.
#12: Those Sounds Are SUPPOSED to Be Coming From This Apartment.
This is exactly the sign I would post if I planned to spend a week torturing someone in my apartment. Just saying. Or having the sickest sex ever devised by man.
#13: Teacher Knows What’s Up.
Caveat: ALMOST no one looks down at their crotch and smiles. Some folks keep things in their pants worth smiling aboutif you know what I mean. Wink wink.
#14: Brushed Up Against This Wall and Just About Had a Heart Attack.
Trolls are heading off the internet and back into real lifeand they are doing it in the form of sarcastic posts. Some give you mini-heart attacks, some lead you off in the wrong direction Wile E. Coyote style, but all are hilarious.
#15: Fed Up.
As someone who once stepped in a huge dog pile someone had left literally in the middle of the sidewalk, I can tell youI'm on this guy's side. He gets awarded one internet for this idea.
