It’s About Time That We Admit That Mole Is Actually Freaking Terrible

Posted by Michael Avery in Food
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If you don’t know about mole, it’s essentially a sauce made up of spices, chiles, and chocolate that gets poured over meat.

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#1 Mole is one of the few ways to ruin otherwise delicious Mexican food.

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#2 First off, mole lovers love to say that it tastes like chocolate, AND THAT’S A DAMN LIE.

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#3 You take a bite expecting chocolatey goodness but get the taste of burned rubber instead.

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#4 That thick mess will drown your taste buds in nastiness.

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#5 And the horrible taste lingers in your mouth, so you’re forced to suffer even longer after choking down the worst bite of your life.

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#6 Good luck finding other food on your plate to wash out the taste, BECAUSE THE DAMN MOLE HAS INFILTRATED EVERY INCH OF YOUR MEAL.

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#7 Mole lovers are determined to ruin EVERYTHING. Food is only the beginning.

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#8 What did this poor cupcake ever do to deserve this torture?

#9 And why would anyone do this to perfectly harmless cheese fries.

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#10 There is even a disgusting pie for those who want to outright murder their taste buds.

#11 Don’t even try to say it’s because you haven’t “had the right kind of mole.”

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#12 Because honestly there is no "right kind of mole." This chicken doesn’t ever look remotely appealing enough to eat.

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#13 Why would anyone willingly choose to eat what looks like a BP oil spill all over their food?

#14 The point is, mole needs to be fucking stopped.

#15 Mexican food is a gift from god. Why destroy it with a ridiculous chile-chocolate concoction?

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Let us know how you feel about Mole in the comments section.

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