It’s About Time That We Admit That Mole Is Actually Freaking Terrible
If you don’t know about mole, it’s essentially a sauce made up of spices, chiles, and chocolate that gets poured over meat.
#1 Mole is one of the few ways to ruin otherwise delicious Mexican food.
#2 First off, mole lovers love to say that it tastes like chocolate, AND THAT’S A DAMN LIE.
#3 You take a bite expecting chocolatey goodness but get the taste of burned rubber instead.
#4 That thick mess will drown your taste buds in nastiness.
#5 And the horrible taste lingers in your mouth, so you’re forced to suffer even longer after choking down the worst bite of your life.
#6 Good luck finding other food on your plate to wash out the taste, BECAUSE THE DAMN MOLE HAS INFILTRATED EVERY INCH OF YOUR MEAL.
#7 Mole lovers are determined to ruin EVERYTHING. Food is only the beginning.
#8 What did this poor cupcake ever do to deserve this torture?
#9 And why would anyone do this to perfectly harmless cheese fries.
#10 There is even a disgusting pie for those who want to outright murder their taste buds.
#11 Don’t even try to say it’s because you haven’t “had the right kind of mole.”
#12 Because honestly there is no "right kind of mole." This chicken doesn’t ever look remotely appealing enough to eat.
#13 Why would anyone willingly choose to eat what looks like a BP oil spill all over their food?
#14 The point is, mole needs to be fucking stopped.
#15 Mexican food is a gift from god. Why destroy it with a ridiculous chile-chocolate concoction?
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