Man Gives Up Christianity In Order To Worship His New God, Beyonce

By Missy aka Tizzy in Bizarre On 28th December 2017
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You thought the only thing strange about this man was the fact that his middle name is "Shakespearean." This Nigerian man has taken to social media to declare that he literally worships Beyonce.

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Walter says that he used to be Christian. Now, he says that he is a member of a church that he has dubbed, "The Church of our Lord Beyzus." Walter even has a hymn to Bey that is a revision of a common Christian song, but he changed the lyrics to focus on Lord Beyonce.

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Here are some of the lyrics to his remix of a Christian hymn, "She has given me victory, I will lift Her higher, Be-yon-cé, I will lift Her higher! Yes, I’m back to worshipping in the church of our Lord Beyzus."

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Some of the other lyrics to his ode to Lord Beyonce are, "What? Y’all thought I was going to last in the house of God? When my original calling lies with this goddess?"

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After his story caused him to get dragged through the mud online. He blasted the blogs and media for not contacting him for an interview. He states that his church services include prominent people who join him in worshipping Beyonce. I know that we have a slew of questions regarding this church. Do congregation members receive the Beycharist? If you accept Beyonce as your Lord and Savior, do you get a Beytism? Maybe we should just pray to Lord Beyonce for the answers.