Movie Theater Employees Reveal The Most Bizarre Things Discovered At “50 Shades” Screenings

#1 User “ChiverMatt.”

"Someone ejaculated all over the floor. Not in the bathroom. Not in an exit hallway. He did it right in his f*cking seat. I don't know how he managed it either because that theater was packed. So someone must have been sitting right the f*ck next to this guy as he finishes. Man must have been some kind of master ninja wanker.”

#2 User “ChiverMatt.”

"Thankfully I didn't have to clean it up (May the one who did rest in peace). We also had to escort a bunch of drunk women out of the theater. And by we I mean I and by a bunch I mean at least 10. And I believe that one or two people were arrested in the process as well. Thank goodness the police were there. Oh and I'd like to clarify that all of this occurred in the same theater, at the same showtime. What a night that was.”

#3 User “RunninOnStalin.” "Best friend is a movie theater usher.

A group of overweight women came in last night, thought everything was normal, went ahead and checked them in.

Halfway through, people started coming out of the theater complaining about the ladies. Grabbed his flashlight, went in to see what was going on.

They had taken off their shoes and socks and tied the latter around their eyes during the blindfolding scene, and people were complaining about both the smell and the fact that they were moaning in unison."

#4 User “CoreyTheGr8.”

"I sh*t you not, (pun intended,) someone shit on the lobby floor this weekend. I was tearing tickets and turned around and sitting there in a perfect emojji poop shape, was a pile of sh*t. I stared at my coworker and said, 'please tell me that is not what I think that is.' It was exactly what I thought it was. Also in the bathroom a stall was covered in shit. We had to close that bathroom for the rest of the night. I'm amazed that nobody saw him do it, because it's a very open lobby with people everywhere."

#5 User “AlienOfTheGalaxy.”

"I’ve had whole families go in to see it. Parents with 2-3 kids, all about 10 years old. 6 and under aren't allowed in rated R movies so there's nothing we can do about kids over that. Sh*t's disturbing.”

#6 User “ryLanae.”

"I actually just got off work about an hour ago. As I was going to clock out, there was a group of teenage girls taking pictures by the Fifty Shades of Grey movie poster. They were rubbing their hands over the dude's butt and pretending to lick it. So... yeah... that was a little weird."

#7 User “BobcatB*tch.”

"Oh my Lord children....children are being taken by their horny mothers and sisters to see this film and then they expect me to let them in with 4 year olds and we aren't allowed to let in under 6. There was one funny kid though yesterday, I was podium(ripping tickets) and some little kid came up and was alone going to the restroom and he was like 'that movie is so bad,there's so much kissing and stuff and yelling.’ Then he gave me a high five and ran away."

#8 User “Hannersxpotato.”

"Evidently at our theater pamphlets on sexual abuse and consent were being being passed out so there's that.” Another user weighed in, writing: "That's great, because by all accounts that book (and presumably the movie) is absolutely terrible about consent, as well as ignoring basic BDSM safety concepts.”

#9 User “Minnesotaatlarge.”

"I had to kick a guy out of the theater for taping the sex scenes with his phone. Like five people caught him in the act of it, and told me, so I had to catch him doing it. He completely denied it, but I totally caught him. I told him our theater would be able to take legal action, but I'd rather not do that, and he left. Probably not that weird, but it was exciting.”

#10 User “fuzzyblackyeti.”

"i work at a theater.

Really it hasn't been different from other high traffic times. Except that the theaters are pretty dirty cause entitled middle aged women don't think they need to clean up after themselves..

We did have a woman ask if dildos will be supplied, but I'm sure she was just having a giggle. .

Other than that pretty nominal.”

#11 Anonymous.

"A girl at my work was obsessed ! OBSESSED with the novels. I read the first one to see the fuss about it and it's actually the worst book I've ever read, textbook abuse etc etc.

Anyways, she told me she was going to see the movie and I asked her to tell me about it, she texted me earlier about how terrible it was, and about how all the girls in her theatre were laughing and crying but their poor dates looked like they wanted to commit mass murder suicide.

But that's normal. Apparently there was some gay guy in front of her gushing over the actor who plays Christian Grey, screeching loudly and yelling OH HONEY at certain parts. He also had a 2-6 of henessey."

#12 User “sezzahd.”

"Have worked the past two days in box office so my experience has just been hearing far too many sexual passes towards me and sexual conversations between middle aged customers. I've turned away countless under 15yo kids, and have had to repeatedly explain that it is illegal for them to view without a guardian. When they chuck tantrums, I like to ask them if they'd like to watch a child's movie because that's exactly how they're acting.”

#13 User “sezzahd.”

However, floor staff have had to separate patrons for some serious adult interaction on more than one occasion. And also had the displeasure of finding a used condom. I'm forever grateful that I'm a box office b*tch and not one of the floor staff team members.”

#14 User “epicsarcasticwasp.”

"I had a couple come in and they bought tickets for American Sniper. When the woman notices 50 Shades of Grey and she says in complete seriousness 'honey maybe I'll just go watch that and I'll learn a few tricks.' Her husband turned bright red and went straight into Sniper."

#15 Anonymous.

"I cleaned the back row of the 50 Shades of grey session and found 2 used condoms in different spots. 2 people were going at it whilst everyone else was watching the film. I had to remove a couple from the cinema early this morning due to the fact that when I was patrolling the movie the guy was getting head. That's what I have to say about 50 Shades of grey."