Mum Found Son’s Homemade Sex Toys And Takes The Internet’s Advice

By Michael Avery in Bizarre On 1st October 2015

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42-year-old Edith was helping 15-year-old Colin with his laundry. Amidst the dirty clothes, she saw something that didn't belong homemade sex toys.

But Edith wasn't mad at Colin. She was worried. Not because he was exploring himself but mainly because his home made sex toys weren't 100% safe. We can't get the image of splinters out of our heads even though we're pretty certain wood wasn't involved. Well, we say wood wasn't involved

#2

A single mother, Edith didn't know what to do. So she asked the internet, specifically reddit. And they were really nice to her.

So, listening to the internet, she wrote Colin a little letter and gave him a budget for a new toy. Here's what she said on her reddit thread:

"I told him that I care about him, which is why I don't want him to hurt himself (or others, for that matter). I explained to him that what he had in his drawers could get him put into a hospital, and that was my biggest concern [] I also bought him an Amazon gift card for $100."

Whichever way you look at it, that's a pretty good result for young Colin. He could spend like $20 on a semi-decent toy (we imagine) and pocket the rest for, we don't know, chocolate..?

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#4

Well, either way, it looks like Edith and Colin have got a good, if not slightly uncomfortable, relationship going. Good on them.

If all else fails, she can get him this book.

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