Nobody Fails At Being Sexy The Way These People Do!

By Teresa Thomerson in Bizarre On 4th September 2015

#1 Super Mario Nope!

#2 Dat der robe is smexy!

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#4 Couldn't that have waited until you had PAPER!

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#5 Where's the razor?

#6 Return to sender!

#7 Don't put that in your mouth!

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#8 Look! The trash took itself out!

#9 Someone should issue these women a bathroom ban.

#10 Oh gawd, the germs!

#11 This is what hell looks like.

#12 Mud and crap is just so appealing.

#13 The Drunken Centipede!

#14 Delusional, much?

#15 Nope, licking a clean tire, still doesn't make it sexy.

#16 That's one way to get your bathroom to smell like roses....

#17 What even is this?

#18 No.

#19 Clean your freaking room!

#20 At least he can toot his own horn.

#21 BATHROOM BAN!

#22 AGAIN OUT OF THE BATHROOMS!

#23 Does anyone smell fish?