Out Of Control Eyebrows That Are Far From Cute
By
Michael Avery in
Bizarre
On 21st November 2016
Eyebrows are a mystery to me. That might sound weird, but it's true. Most of my friends complain about plucking and waxing, only to draw their brows back in again. I happen to have very blonde eyebrows, so they're basically invisible on my face. I never worry about tweezing or penciling, and I don't think anyone else should have to, either. You like the unibrow look? Embrace it, I'm not judging. And if you want to draw on strange, colorful eyebrows, that's okay in my books too.
These people must've been unhappy with their natural brows, so they all decided to... "enhance" their eyebrows.
1. That baby looks like it's in danger.
The eyebrows certainly aren't helping.
2. She looks surprised.
Then again, she always looks surprised.
3. We can't make fun of this one.
It feels wrong. Still, these are out-of-control eyebrows, so they make the list.
4. Well, that's how she wants them to look.
At least they're even on both sides.
5. You need to teach your bestie about eyebrows.
Friends don't let friends put Sharpie all over their faces.
6. She looks like she's constantly furrowing her brow.
By the way, how do you furrow something, exactly? Just push it together?
7. Oh, honey.
No. That's not what you were supposed to do with the Sharpie.
8. We're going to try to say this nicely...
...but with eyebrows like that she looks like an ant with those tiny drawn on antennae.
9. There's a whisper of an eyebrow here.
Her smile makes up for it, in our opinion.
10. There's "arch," and then there's "drawing half a circle on your face.
Guess which category this one falls into.
11. People really find some creative ways to screw up their eyebrows.
Like, seriously -- this had to take some time to figure out, right? It's strangely impressive.
12. Maybe she's born with it.
Maybe she fell asleep on a felt-tip pen.
13. Her eyebrows are easily half of her face.
That doesn't seem quite natural.
14. She's going for that whole "alternative" thing.
As in, "these are my alternative to normal eyebrows."
15. Hey, it's a rare double-eyebrow.
That's certainly, uh, something. Well, at least she's on TV.
16. Yeah, the eyebrows are bad.
But we're gonna go out on a limb here and say that the blush is even worse.
17. They're not even.
Not that that would have made a huge difference, but still.
18. Not bad if you're into Groucho Marx.
And hey, who isn't? "Duck Soup" is a classic.
19. This was an interesting choice.
"I'm going to use tiny half circles," she said to herself. "That will look the most natural."
20. We do feel sort of bad that someone took this picture of her.
If it's any consolation, lady, that's a rockin' dress. Just fix those eyebrows, and you'll have your look on point.
21. Why would you do this?
It's like party on the left and business on the right.
