Outrageous And Hilarious ‘Botched’ Stories

#1 A True Belieber

The hilarious and shocking story of the man who wanted to look like Justin Bieber turned out to be a very sad one when he passed away in 2015. However, after he (he went by the name Toby Sheldon) appeared on the show, he became an instant sensation. In 2014, Sheldon was one of the patients on Botched and he told Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Nassif that he had already spent $100,000 on various procedures to make him look like the “Baby” singer. One of the best parts of the episode was when he told the doctors that his girlfriend was not a fan of his look and that she didn’t even like Bieber at all. However, Sheldon was a huge Belieber and he wanted to do everything he could to look like him even if his girlfriend did not approve.

#2 Mama June’s C-Section Comes Back To Haunt Her

Mama June brought the funny when she stopped in to see Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Nassif. We all noticed when she lost 150 pounds in one year, but when it was time for her to correct her stomach after a C-Section almost turned fatal, she came to Botched for help.

Mama June revealed she was told by her former doctor that she was supposed to get a tummy tuck after giving birth to her children. Drs. Dubrow and Nassif made it clear why this was not only wrong but could have been detrimental to her body, had Mama June done so for all four of her children, including the youngest, Honey Boo Boo. It turns out this doctor probably had no clue what they were doing because they ended up cutting Honey Boo Boo’s head twice during the C-Section. Dr. Nassif is baffled but Mama June can’t go through with the surgery until she loses 75 more pounds. But her appearance on the show alone was worthy of mention as one of the most outrageous patients in Botched history.

#3 Patients Like Janice Dickinson

Supermodel Janice Dickinson was one of Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Nassif’s more difficult patients on the show. Between her spoiled attitude and past addiction to prescription drugs, her case presented a significant amount of obstacles. In case you aren’t familiar with Janice’s boob job–she suffered from ripples in her cleavage and could feel small particles moving around by her old implant bag. Not to mention she was OVERDUE for a new set of implants because her’s were ancient (we’re talking like 30-years-old). When the doctors began surgery, they not only noticed that her implant had slightly ruptured, but she removed her drainage cup and some of her bandages so she could touch her stitches. Chile, she was a mess!

“In my twenty-five years of being a board-certified plastic surgeon, Janice is by far the most difficult patient I’ve ever had,” said Dr. Dubrow. “She is her breast’s worst enemy.” Janice isn’t the only character on “Botched” who’s attitude nearly ruined her surgical experience, which makes the reality show that much more entertaining!

#4 Looking At Botched Plastic Surgery Is Like Watching A Train Wreck

“I’m half pig,” isn’t a phrase you hear often, yet “Botched” is filled with ridiculous one-liners as such. From the woman whose tummy tuck resulted in her vagina resting abnormally high on her belly to the woman whose breasts implants had formed a uni-boob, “Botched” is full of train-wrecks. There was one guy who had a silicone implant placed in his head that stretched out his skin just so he could get rid of a scar that he got having hair implanted in his balding scalp. Yikes! However grotesque the procedure (and they show it all), “Botched” is simply fascinating. It’s incredible what the human body can endure and what lengths people will go to attain a certain image.

#5 The Dolly Parton Impersonator

It was only a matter of time before a self-proclaimed Dolly Parton look-a-like graced the screen of Botched channeling the country superstar. Still, it wasn’t Dolly’s best-known assets that brought her to Botched in the episode that aired in 2015. Instead, Rhonda revealed she had lost more than 160 pounds after undergoing gastric bypass surgery. But she didn’t necessarily end up getting her dream body when she realized there was lots of excess skin hanging over her new physique. “He pulled everything up instead of pulling it down and cutting it off,” she explained to the doctors when she went to Botched for help. She also pointed out that her breasts fell right next to her belly button. Rhonda can’t even hold back the tears when Dr. Dubrow reveals there is a very good chance they could help her out. But not before he explains the dangers of getting plastic surgery to begin with. “Any doctor is allowed to do plastic surgery in a surgery center if they can get privileges. You can be a radiologist, you can be a rheumatologist, and do plastic surgery and it’s legal — it’s just

#6 The Human Barbie Doll

Of course, if there are men who want to look like a Ken doll, there are bound to be women who want to look like a Barbie doll–actually there are several. One is Blondie Bennett who said on Botched that she wanted to look like a plastic toy because she doesn’t “like being human.” She told the doctors that she had already had five procedures done on her chest and though they had already been overinflated by 200%, she wanted to go bigger and could burst at any moment. When she appeared on the show, her bra size is a 30JJ–who knew that they even made bras that big!? Dr. Dubrow said that he didn’t feel comfortable doing the job because she was too skinny and also said, “If there’s a strong wind it’s going to knock her over, but at least she’s got cushions for her fall.”

#7 The Infamous Boob-Butt Patient

Okay, so we’re all here for fat transfers and using a portion of fat from your body to enhance another. But we never would have seen this coming, even on E!’s Botched. We probably wouldn’t have believed it if the episode didn’t air and allow millions of others to witness it as well. A woman, Jana Stoner, who identifies herself as a model, said that she got a terrible butt enhancement surgery in Tijuana. As Drs. Dubrow and Nassif look more into it, Dr. Dubrow is convinced that DD breast implants were put in her butt instead. Of course even a realization like that isn’t enough to stop one of the doctors from bringing the laughs, as Dr. Durbow points out that it’s very possible Jana’s new butt has its own zip code. Jana has no problem supplying the entertainment too, as she goes as far as twerking for the doctors. At least she was able to laugh about it before they recommended a butt that came with less risk.

#8 The Botched Bride

We can’t forget Janan, the woman who came to Dr. Nassif and Dubrow for help after a different surgeon totally did a botched job on her plastic surgery. Not only did her previous surgery make us give her a double take, but the idea that she was just getting ready to walk down the aisle is also what made her situation even more interesting. She told the surgeons on Botched that she had not one but two bad surgeries on her nose and hoped they could fix it before her big day. As Dr. Nassif gets closer and examines her nose, he realizes that one of the doctors who did the surgery actually “cut” her nostrils. He told her that her nose was “over resected,” and that her nostrils had “collapsed” along with a bunch of medical terms we don’t quite know the meaning of, but the state Janan arrived in made her pretty memorable and outrageous.

#9 Kim Kardashian Look-Alike

The only thing that could possibly distract from those comically gigantic lips are those horrendous eyebrows. Jordan James Parke is a self-proclaimed filler addict and at first, he just wanted “a little bit of definition” but then he couldn’t stop. “Any attention is good attention,” he said on the show. The problem that caused Parke to seek the help of the doctors on Botched is that his lips actually started leaking. He said his biggest fear was that he would have to go back to having small lips again. Big lips may be a big trend right now but the biggest problem with the trend is that when most people get fillers, they make the upper lip WAY bigger than the bottom lip which looks completely unnatural. This is obviously the case for Parke but he did say that he wanted to look like Kim Kardashian and he got his wish.

#10 The Human Ken Doll

Justin Jedlica, aka the Human Ken Doll, wants to look like a Ken Doll so bad that he actually went on Botched to get the veins removed from his forehead. Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Nassif both agreed that they would not do the procedure because it was much too risky so Jedlica found another doctor, Dr. Leif Rogers, to do it for him along with self-created back implants put in, which was the first time in history anyone has done that kind of procedure. Of course, there are plenty of doctors out there who have no problem with doing risky jobs especially if it means they will get to do one that’s never been done before. Dr. Rogers said that the reason why Jedlica went to him for the procedure was that he was the only one who would do it. All in all, the Human Ken Doll has had a total of 190 cosmetic procedures.

#11 The Woman with Messed Up Injections

Rajee Narinesingh appeared on Botched after a job gone wrong. In 2005, Rajee got black market injections in her cheeks, chin, chest, and behind. What was she injected with? Concrete. She actually had cement and tire sealant injected into her body. Unfortunately for Rajee, the Botched doctors refused to remove the cement modules because they agreed that it was ultimately safer to leave the cement in her face than to take it out. However, a year later, the doctors told her to come back on the show because they desperately wanted to find a way to help her. The procedure was a success and the concrete was successfully removed from Rajee’s face, though they had to leave some nodules in her behind because it was too risky to remove them.

#12 The Doctors Say Absolutely Not

Dr. Nassif and Dubrow might make headlines for the types of surgeries they attempt to correct, but they proved with one woman, model Pixie Fox, that they will definitely draw the line somewhere. In one episode that aired in 2016, both doctors refused to operate on Fox, who wanted to get hip and buttocks implants in hopes of achieving a cartoon look. Now, we don’t really understand why she would want this look, but Fox was adamant about it, even after the doctors told her no because it wouldn’t look right. In fact, they told her she would look like a cartoon. But Fox made it clear that’s exactly what she wanted. She admired the big butt, boobs, huge eyes, and appealing face. She admitted that she was already compared to cartoons out on the street, but wanted to take it a step further. She announced she would be going to see a doctor who would approve the operation anyway.

#13 How Could You Be So Heartless?

It turns out that silicone shapes implanted in your chest is not a chic new fashion trend. The Botched patient Aiyla said that she loved body modifications because she liked the “shock value of it.” But when body mods like earrings, gauges, tattoos, and scarification weren’t enough for her anymore, she decided to do something more drastic and she got a silicone heart placed under her skin and she didn’t want it anymore. Basically, she appeared on Botched because she wanted her heart removed. She also said that she was into scarification which involves actually cutting designs into the skin. She described it as tracing, “onto your skin and then they take a scalpel and cut into the skin and remove it. It’s very bloody.” Yikes.

#14 A Doctor Chopped Off Her Chest

In the same episode, a woman named Lauren came to see the doctors in hopes of them fixing a botched breast reduction she received. She was initially a size F and underwent surgery, under her physician’s recommendation, after she complained about having back issues. But instead of her breasts decreasing a size or two, they were unrecognizable after the operation. She said the doctor told her he took her breasts all the way down to size A because he thought that was a fit for her body size. She said she was absolutely livid after the doctor transformed her breasts into “nothing.”

Both doctors knew instantly there was something wrong with the appearance of her breasts. Even Dr. Nassif thought the entire situation was outrageous and said, “I have no clue what that doctor was thinking!” Still, he and Dr. Dubrow were confident they could give Lauren “good looking breasts.” We wish we could show you just how terrible they looked before. Yikes!

#15 Balloon Bosoms

Oh, Candy. She just really couldn’t get enough of her breast implants until they got so big that she couldn’t take it anymore. She said that her first surgery got her lots of “attention” and “job offers.” It looks like that prompted her to go even bigger from a 420 cc implant (which is equivalent to a DD) all the way to 1200 cc implants. If you think that was too big, Candy loved it and realized that was an even bigger perk for her career and probably life in general. “The bigger I went the more money I could get,” she said. And instead of stopping there, she went bigger!

In fact, she went all the way up to 2500 cc implants. That was when she reached her breaking point and compared them to “two balloons.” She said when she woke up, she “instantly regretted it.” She tried to get a reduction but could only go down a little and created a large gap. So she wanted the doctors to step in and fix it. Interestingly enough, she wasn’t ready for her breasts to decrease the amount they recommended.

#16 “Now I Look Like Monkey’s Butt”

One woman of Asian descent, Cheryl, was livid after her eye surgery didn’t make her look western or Caucasian enough, in her opinion. She spoke on her first time coming to the United States and said she “was intrigued by the fact that, uh, everyone seemed so…rich,” and she wanted the same appearance. But she was left screaming, “I freaking just want my eyes back!” after she said it didn’t look they way she hoped. She added, “Make me Chinese again!” as she said she thought her eyes dropped too low and made her look way beyond her age. But she failed to mention the job she had done on her cheeks until the doctors question her about it. She admits, “I bought some black market fillers from China, they were really cheap.” Still, we have to confess our favorite line of Cheryl’s was, “Now I look like monkey’s butt.” Gotta love it.