it sometimes takes very little to ruin your entire day and these people are experiencing just that.
Well, that's one way to keep your car clean
“Tried to save a few trees and bought a silicone “cotton swab”. Guess who’s in urgent care because the other end is stuck in his ear?”
1 tree = 1 ear, that's the deal.
“Last one out for the weekend and I don’t have the key.”
There's only two ways out of this and both of them expensive.
“Some people tonight paid $40 to park on a grass lawn for a concert only to find afterwards a tree parked on their cars.”
The tree was just doing a trust fall into the cars.
“Found this in the washing machine in my building.”
You can no longer watch R-rated content on that tv.
“My car is on the other side of this group of assholes. Send help.”
RIP to this guy's ankles
“Ate half of the bag before I actually looked at them.”
That one's going to destroy his insides
“Well. My catalytic converter’s gone.”
They left the rims though.
“Fried mushrooms for an omelette, realized I’m out of eggs.”
See this as an absolute win.
“I need this for school. I don’t have the money for a new one.”
Have you tried slapping the shit out of it?
Kevin from the office flashbacks
“Got back to hotel after working 12hrs to find that they bagged all our stuff into a trash bag & gave our (paid for) room away. Thanks Choice Hotels."
You did this for what?
“I was trying to microwave milk.”
The milk was having none of it that day.
"Healthy living isn't available in your country"
Yeah, that's why I don't work out. Not because I'm lazy.
“What’s left of the chopping board I melted after preheating the oven. I’m tipsy so this is funny for now…”
Everything's funny until you sober up.
Take away his college fund.
“Neighbor’s 12yo grandkid decided to sneak in the car and take a joyride. Freaked out, hit the gas, and crossed their lawn and mine to hit the front of my house.”
“My basement got a little wet.”
Just a smidge
“Fell asleep making some Mac n Cheese.”
The mac and cheese were making their way straight into hell.
“Nothing better to start your morning than dropping a full jar of glitter.”
This person will be finding glitter on themselves till the day they die.
What's scarier than a spider is a lost, cleansed and moisturised spider.
“I had a cleanser leak in my sink. A couple days later I came across this… don’t know where the spider is now, but I can only assume she’s angry and a superhero now.
“Mcdonalds left a label in my burger.”
That's how you know it's fresh
“A moose broke through a window and entered a school in Saskatoon today.”
He wanted to graduate