People Reveal The Most Shallow Reasons They’ve Ever Dumped Someone

#1

I once stopped dating a girl because she left me alone in a room for an hour with her mother within a week of dating. Where her mother proceeded to talk about blackberry phones but she called them blueberries and i was far too socially awkward to correct her

#2

I dated a girl who consistently smelled like pancakes. At first it was cool, I love pancakes anyways. But after a couple dates the smell started to get to me. Eventually I started getting nauseous. So I stopped calling her. Sorry Jessica.

I still love pancakes though. Took me a while before I could eat them again.

#3

A mullet. You commit to the full party, not just in the back.

#4

My Ex says Lose as in " I dont wanna loose you" well bitch you loost me.

#5

Can't believe I haven't seen this yet: a bad laugh. You know, those ones which are both loud and offensive and make everyone in the room shudder.

And just FYI, my laugh sucks

#6

I refused to date a friend's friend, because she would pick up her cat, and try to have a conversation with me, about her, as the cat.

#7

I once stopped talking to a guy because he made smiley faces like this: (-= Wtf is that.

#8

If they chew with their mouth open. I don't want to be sitting across from someone for thousands of meals and have to deal with that

#9

I wouldn't be able to date a dude who had a really effeminate/high pitched voice.

I don't mind dating guys who are short, or overweight, but the voice pitch would be a deal breaker for me.

#10

Baby teeth. No, not as in they still have their baby teeth. As in their teeth are too small for their mouth.

#11

I started seeing this girl, and she had a gap between her two front teeth. Now, it didn't bother me at first, it was actually kind of endearing. However, one night we were eating burgers, and I noticed food would...stack up inside the gap. Each bite she took would add a bit more, and when it reached capacity, she would make this quiet tsking noise and then it would be empty. This reeeeeally bothered me, and I couldn't get it out of my head. Forget ever kissing her again, brrrr. So I fed her some bs about lack of chemistry, not feeling it, blah blah blah and ended it as diplomatically as possible.

#12

I once stopped dating a girl because she was too nice/happy. I don't know what that says about me...

#13

If they couldn't swim in the deep end of the pool.

#14

If she's willing to date with me, I can't be with someone with such low standards

#15

I can't deal with clinginess. The last guy I dated would panic if I didn't text back right away, so I'd often come back from the gym, or even a shower, to a series of increasingly panicky texts asking if I was mad at him.

#16

Started talking to a girl and we really hit it off. Ask for her number, text her a couple of days later, get something like this in return " omg so gud 2 here from u!"

Never even replied to the text.

#17

I know this is a joke but this is me.

I usually like girls from afar and when they start to show interest in me I think "oh no, she has bad taste"