People Share The Most Embarrassing Things They've Ever Done In Front Of Their Crushes. There's A Lot Of Farting.

Introduction

Why is it you only seem to run into your crush just as you slip on a banana peel and casually fall down a flight of stairs? It's always the times you want to the look the coolest that you end up doing something so mortifying you're still cringing about it on your deathbed. But you're not alone.

Thanks to several fascinating AskReddit threads, here are 23 people who've been betrayed by their buddies, bodies, and brains when in the vicinity of the person who made their heart flutter (and then made them walk into a manhole).

Unfortunately, nepbook learned nothing from Stacy in Wayne's World.

showing off on my bike, turned to see if she was watching. ran directly into a parked van. she was watching.

Blichgow made a great first impression on his crush's parents.

Was 15, talked to this girl a lot. Asked her out, we got dinner went to a movie. Had a great night with her. So walked her home and went for a kiss, I was pretty small so I had to stand on my toes. I slipped, it was snowing. So I fell forward, on my way down trying to get hold of something I pulled her pants down. Now we are both falling. I broke my nose and she had a concussion and was passed out. So I call 911. Meanwhile her parents come outside.

Had to look weird. She was laying on her back with her pants on her knees and im panicking calling 911 while bleeding all over her.

Something worked out though. Still together after 10 years.

Happiness proved to be gendres' downfall.

In middle school this guy I had crushed on all year passed me a note asking for my number. I gave it to him and was floating on cloud nine until the end of class. The bell rang and I shot up to run go find my best friend to tell her how excited I was. I was the first to the door and I opened it. My foot caught the door, then I hit myself in the face with the corner of the door cutting my eyebrow, lip, and cheek in a beautiful straight line down my face.

He was the one that helped me to the nurse's office and I felt like dying the entire way there.

Mewmew2792's approach may have been a bit aggressive.

I accidentally hit my crush in the eye with a golf ball (chipped his cheek bone) when I was 13. He wouldn't talk to me after that. I don't blame him.

At least Natrocks_810 wasn't going commando.

8th grade playing kickball, as it went over the fence and I went to fetch it. I thought it was a good idea to use this opportunity to "look cool" and hop over the fence effortlessly like I had seen on the movies...well it didn't go so well. While my crush was waiting and watching along with everyone else on the field, my pants got caught on the fence and and ripped. Everyone was able to indulge in a nice view of Joe Boxer smiley face underwear. Needless to say I was embarrassed and laughed at for the rest of the day.

Sqwalnok took chivalry a bit too far.

I was sitting next to her outside. A wasp flew past.. i swung at it. SLAP right on her arm. I'll never forget the look of "what the fuck are you doing?" on her face

Macgalver had some unwanted drama.

I was 16 and in drama club. The afterschool activity mucked with my poop schedule so I was constantly gassy. One day I was laying on the bleachers in class and my crush was making me laugh hysterically. Then, I let out a fart sounding like a T-Rex. It reverberated against me and the plastic bleachers - DOUBLE CHAINSAW FART. Everyone in the room froze. The world went in gross slow motion. Thankfully, the guy started laughing and said "what was that? Girls can't fart so I have no idea what that was!"

Agent1108 had the right idea, but lost it somewhere in the execution.

I was in grade 1 and I really liked this girl, so I bought a plastic flower bouquet from Walmart and threw it at her face, then ran away.

IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA should have looked into getting better friends.

I was outside talking with her after school while waiting for my mom to pick me up, then my asshole of a friend ran up "HEY man thanks again for that rash ointment you recommended, really did the trick "

Sammy_tot is just the victim of a strong gag reflex.

I threw up on him while giving him a blowjob.

Catsandcookies shared too much, too soon.

Somewhat related: Most embarrassing thing I've down with my current boyfriend. After sex, I was sitting up, straddling him and I FARTED. It was just a tiny toot, but it was funny sounding and I was SITTING ON HIM NAKED. I catapulted off of him and ran from the room, he couldn't stop laughing and chased me down.

Edit: (We were newly dating so I'm counting it as embarrassment in front of a crush).

Sakashi might have liked living, loving, and laughing too much.

I once laughed so hard I peed myself. That's pretty fucking embarrassing. I then had to walk home in wet pants to shower and change.