People Tried To Unsee Nasty Things They Had Already Seen But Simply Failed

By Johny in Weird On 8th January 2023
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"How my sister cuts lemons…"

Is your sister 1 year old? Does she only have one arm? Was the knife not properly sharp? Whatever, she didn't treat the lemons well.

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"Tenants called today to tell me the toilet wouldn’t flush, plumber turned up to this"

The perfumed candles appear to have been left on when someone complained that the toilet did not flush.

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"Well there is a water snake living in my toilet somehow"

That is my worst nightmare in life. Please use the restroom before sitting.

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"This just happened when I took my bananas out of a bag"

When life gives you bananas, make banana bread and enjoy.

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"While looking for a file in my coworker’s drawer, I found this… thing."

Your colleague needs a gum box or a separate drawer to keep these gums, for sure.

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"Worst game of hide and seek ever."

It appears that someone will skip brushing their teeth for several days.

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"Sunlight through the window melted my keyboard"

The window coverings need to be changed.

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"It’s so hot in my apartment that my candles are melting."

The AC must be turned on.

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"You win this time, carrot…"

It appears that he was using carrots to sharpen his knife. Carrots did a fantastic job.

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"I got charged per onion ring and not all the rings cost the same amount"

Why would you consume so much onion ring food?

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"My partner borrowed my car for a few days, and gave it back like this"

Never again should you loan your pal your automobile. Some persons do not merit consideration.

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"As if public toilets didn’t give me enough anxiety"

Who would dare use this restroom in the winter?

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"That last turn before I arrived with the chili"

Get a closed container or drive slowly.

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"Turned off power for a week while traveling and forgot about food in the fridge. Came back to this"

I can relate to it because it has happened to me once. 

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"I selected a window seat to avoid human contact"

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"The way my roommate ate my pie"

There is no greater act of vengeance than devouring an apple pie from the center.

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"I gave a kid a pencil, this is how I got it back."

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"So I walk into my office this morning…"

It's better to leave this workplace than to enter it.

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"This is my view from the bathroom floor, looking at the hole in the ceiling I just fell through."

The dog has emerged from the bedroom to check on you.

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"What it looks like to win a standard weekend day"

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