If you're going to fail, you might as well fail in a big way. Well, at least that's what these people were thinking...
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#1 There were no other cars around for miles.
Just the one filming her.
#2 At least he got a photo out of it.
And she got some head trauma. Win-win!
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#3 Technically correct: the best type of correctness.
We wouldn't even be mad.
#4 Which man are they referring to?
Hey, no use crying over spilled eggs. Isn't that the saying?
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#5 "Hey, boss, what do sewer lids do?"
"Like...does anyone ever need to, you know, lift them?"
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#6 We're not sure that gravity works that way.
Gravity's pretty important in plumbing.
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#7 At least it's an excuse to get a bigger TV.
Everything's an excuse to get a bigger TV.
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#8 We can smell that from here.
At least it hadn't been cooking? Look, we're just trying to find some sort of bright side.
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#9 We've all been there.
Or, at least every man who's ever been a 13-year-old boy trying to do laundry for the first time has been there.
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#10 The best part is that it looks like the pelican's ashamed.
Also, why did this guy capitalize "pelican?"
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#11 The cat's having a good time, at least.
Oh, and that's a long hair cat. That's gonna mean a bath.
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#12 Somewhere, there's a dude named Chre.
And he's just waiting for someone to come to him with a package.
#13 "Fill 'er up."
The license plate hanging off the back is a nice touch.
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#15 You heard it here first: Vaccinated babies are floppy.
You can't deny it, because it's so stupid that it has to be true...right?
#15 "Finding Derpy."
If there were awards for painting eyes on toy fish, this dude wouldn't win.
