People Who Prove You Can Always Be Dumber

By Michael Avery in Bizarre On 6th February 2017
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1. After spending two hours on this project, one of the authors realized his mistake and said, "Kill me now."

The teacher gave that student an A.

2. The Cowboys may be "America's Team" every year.

The New England Patriots were the World Champs in 2015, though.

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3. This is how to get yourself murdered by a subway train.

Hopefully the text was worth it.

4. The writer and editor of this newspaper have college degrees.

There's all this talk about whether the National League should bring in the designated hitter, meanwhile the American league is allowing "Amphibious pitchers"!

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5. Being prepared isn't helpful for the dumb ones.

This dude's got sunglasses and a hat with a bill and is making his arm tired anyway.

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6. At least now this human knows they're feeding their dog tasty treats.

What does "Beef Flavored" ice cream even taste like?

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7. Someone's going to have an easy time guessing what's in their presents!

They should have just used the funnies as wrapping paper anyway.

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8. Vanity takes precedence over traffic laws, right?

That's, like, the thirty-first amendment.

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9. The caption to this image is "My human is an idiot."

The dog is clearly not amused. Where does one find a costume like that?

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10. There's always someone dumber out there.

If you were having a bad day, hopefully these other idiots cheered you up a bit!

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11. One word: squad goals

Wait that's two words...

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12. Those tweets will come back to bite ya

Hypocrisy should never be tolerated.

13. I don't know if this is a funny joke or a stupid person

Everyone knows feathers grow on trees and birds have leaves!

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14. Her Majesty has really changed a lot over the years ...

The supreme leader is not amused by this one bit.

15. Too hungry to think

Bruh, that is just terrible. How dumb do you have to be?

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16. Look, guys! Gordon Ramsey met Ice Cube

A real west side gangsta!

17. Come on, you're better than that...

Kids, please stay in school.