People can do some pretty weird and stupid stuff but these people… there just aren’t words.
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#1 I shouted “NOOOO” So loud, everyone in my home woke up.
#2 If you are pregnant, you should maybe have a better understanding of things. Also, ewwwww.
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#3 I hope the next time that lady wears all white she poops her pants...forever.
#4 Janice: Official record holder of the most dumb things in a single paragraph.
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#5 I think your "perfect look" just summoned Gozer the Destructor.
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#6 The phone is possessed...
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#7 If a stalk of celery fell in the woods, this guy is an idiot.
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#8 Paris is the Paris of 'Murica.
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#9 Austin, we have a problem.
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#10 Don't get Christina started on Ray Charles...
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#11 "Why has Jack forsaken me?"
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#12 That's maybe the only way to make Burger King taste worse.
#13 I really wanna know how many years that took.
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#14 What do you call a broken escalator? Stairs.
#15 Actually, it is constantly falling, it just happens so slowly you can't see it without a microscope.
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#16 Yes. So much yes.
#17 Yup. This is the world you live in.
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#18 I feel bad 'cause you're 10, but someone really needs to explain some things.
#19 Wow.
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#20 In her defense, if squirrels were reptiles they would probably be the cutest reptiles.
#21 So much science up in here.
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#22 You mean "again" don't you? Will humans ever walk on the sun again?
#23 At least he picked a real number.
