Physicist Jokes

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 8th March 2014
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1. A man walks into a bar

He orders a pint of neutron ale.

He asks the barman "How much will that be?"

The barman says..

"No charge!"

 

2. Proton: "I just saw an electron being kidnapped!"

    Neutron: "Are you sure?"

    Proton: "I'm positive!"

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