Physics Jokes

Posted by Editorial Staff in Funny On 10th March 2014



Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?

A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.


Q: What do physicists enjoy doing the most at sporting events?

A: The Wave Q: Why can't you trust an atom? A: They make up everything


Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?

A: Sherlock Ohms


Q: Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.


Q: What did the physicist snack on during lunch?

A: A 'gram' cracker.


Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?

A: Because it's in the ground state.


Q: How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.


Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?



Q: Where does bad light end up?

A: In a prism.