Pickup Attempts That Are So Awful, They Deserved To Be Put Down With Snappy Comebacks

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Oh, the mighty Tinder, so many have fallen, so few have won but in all that what do we get? Laughs and Giggles at the expense of others' failures. On apps like Tinder, one must have a killer opener to get the other's attention, to get things going, and maybe leading to something. However, not everyone is good at this "game" of openers, like the ones we have listed below. Some are just funny, others awful, and some just downright cringe-worthy. Let's have a look shall we and you decide what you think about them.

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#1 Never understood the whole “Daddy” sexy talk, I actually find it pretty creepy.

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#2 That's suspiciously well thought out. Has anyone seen Linda lately?

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#5 If they are boys they can be Pete and Repete.

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#10 Yeah, let's fly in the face of internet tradition and treat someone as human? That'll never take off.

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#12 You don't need to be sexual to be funny. At least don't straight up start a conversation with a sexual joke.

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#18 I'm embarrassed for both of them. Why did I think of Biology? (XX/XY chromosomes)

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#21 God, this one is so cringe-worthy. Laughs in Ferrari.

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