Pickup Attempts That Are So Awful, They Deserved To Be Put Down With Snappy Comebacks
On 20th September 2020
Oh, the mighty Tinder, so many have fallen, so few have won but in all that what do we get? Laughs and Giggles at the expense of others' failures. On apps like Tinder, one must have a killer opener to get the other's attention, to get things going, and maybe leading to something. However, not everyone is good at this "game" of openers, like the ones we have listed below. Some are just funny, others awful, and some just downright cringe-worthy. Let's have a look shall we and you decide what you think about them.
#1 Never understood the whole “Daddy” sexy talk, I actually find it pretty creepy.
#2 That's suspiciously well thought out. Has anyone seen Linda lately?
#3 No puns at 3:47 in the morning.
#4 It was super-effective!
#5 If they are boys they can be Pete and Repete.
#6 Oooh shot down in flames. Hehe
#7 LMAO! This is perfect. Currently, my favorite so far.
#8 Fun time for ladies
#9 Would you ever date someone who can't speak in whole words?
#10 Yeah, let's fly in the face of internet tradition and treat someone as human? That'll never take off.
#11 Time to cut it out. LOL! She even added KISS emoji.
#12 You don't need to be sexual to be funny. At least don't straight up start a conversation with a sexual joke.
#13 When you try to flirt with a girl that has a good sense of humor
#14 LOL! That was an epic comeback! Get the ambulance.
#15 Sounds like Morty
#16 LMAO! This is very funny.
#17 Ouch! Did it hurt?
#18 I'm embarrassed for both of them. Why did I think of Biology? (XX/XY chromosomes)
#19 Comeback Queen!
#20 This is Saucy but clever.
#21 God, this one is so cringe-worthy. Laughs in Ferrari.
#22 And don't forget the poop. LOL
#23 That’s a pretty pathetic “pick up line”,
#24 Rating game gone wrong.
#25 Well Played.