It’s very rare that a guy blames his penis for something and you actually feel sorry for him, but this is one of those times.
Pole Vaulter’s Penis Gets In The Way Of His Olympic Bid
By
Michael Avery in
Sports
On 16th August 2016
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#1
Japanese athlete Hiroki Ogita took part in the pole vault qualifiers on Saturday, but sadly he failed to progress to the next round. Now, you have read the title, so you probably have a pretty good idea of what's coming next, but trust me when I say it still doesn't make it any easier to watch.

#2
He was understandably in heaps of pain afterwards. I don't care how hard you train for the Olympics, nothing can prepare you for that.
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#3
As one person pointed out: "Live by the pole, die by the pole." Damn. Talk about getting cockblocked.

#4
He's not the first athlete to have a mishap during these games. Over the weekend Russian diver Nadezhda Bazhina scored 0.0 after slipping on the board and performing what can only be described as a âbackflop.'