Poop Horror Date: Girl Poops On Floor As Date Accidentally Kicks It

Posted by Annie N. in Relationships On 12th December 2021
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In a story that gets more bizarre as it continues, TikToker Ken shared an instance where she had gone over to her date’s home while sick only to take a dump on his floor. The man then unknowingly kicked the poop thinking it was mud. The story, unfortunately, does not end there.

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A woman took to TikTok to share one of her awkward date experiences, as many do. This story however went from awkward territory to straight up horror as she kept revealing the details of the many mishaps that happened during it.

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She starts her story by providing context, “On Friday, I threw up four times. I was super sick. Didn’t feel good. And this guy kept asking me to come over and I was like: ‘No, I don’t really feel good.’ He was like: ‘No, come over, I’ll make you soup.’

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“So, yesterday I make the trip to his home. I do not feel good and I tell him that.”

The soup, however, did not sit too well inside and she started feeling weak.

“I’m like squatting on his floor, I’m over a bucket, and I fart."

"So, I’m like: ‘Oh my god I nearly just s*** myself, I’m going to go to the bathroom.’ And I come back, and he kicks something on the floor thinking it’s mud. That’s what he said."

“We all know where this story is going. It wasn’t mud. I straight up sharted on his floor.”

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Surprisingly enough, her date took it well. “He cleaned it up, like a true gentleman, and I was mortified but I was like, you know what, this is crazy, I have no words.”

The story however does not end there as her date would continue to be tested in the most horrific ways.

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She added that she felt great the next day when she woke up but things took a sudden turn as she was playfighting with her date.

“I’m sitting on his bed, we’re laughing, horsing around before I leave, and he hits me."

“I kind of tooted when he hit me. And I would love to tell you that this was just a little innocent toot."

“I full-blown s*** myself. And when I say s*** myself, I mean all through my pyjamas, all down my leg, all over this man’s bed, on his wall.

“I shouldn’t be laughing about it. I just don’t know if I’ll ever be able to recover from it.”

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The story, which has far more detail than anyone asked has now gained over 2m views with people laugh-crying over her misery.

For those that could not believe it, she claimed she had photo evidence. To this we say, thank Ken but we'll take your word for it.

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Also, further proving what a king that guy is, she revealed that he checked on her after she left and assured her that she shouldn't feel worried.

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Others were gobsmacked at the fact she was sharing this with the world.

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“I would disappear without a trace if this happened to me," said one user which seems the appropriate response.

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