Porn Company Trolls Kim Davis By Offering Her Big Money To Shoot An Interracial Lesbian Sex Scene

By Michael Avery in Bizarre On 7th October 2015

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When Kim Davis refused to issue marriage licences to same-sex couples (defying the Supreme Court), she saw herself as some kind of modern-day Rosa Parks, standing up for the righteousness that the rest of us idiots are so determined to ignore.

Pregnant by her second husband while still married to her fourth, Davis stridently believes in the sanctity of marriage, and therefore felt she had a moral obligation to stand in the way of gay marriage. Unfortunately, homophobia has opened her up to some serious trolling.

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While it started with billboards and memes, the trolling has recently become a little bit more erotic in nature. First an (actually pretty good) novella was published about Davis' time in prison: Kim Goes to Jail: An Erotic Story, and now a top porn company has offered Kim half a million dollars to shoot an interracial porn scene for them.

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The Dogfart Network (yes, that's what they're actually called) describe themselves as the ‘Undisputed Kings of Adult Interracial Entertainment since 1996′, and they've given Davis a week to consider their offer.

While we couldn't even begin to guess how Kim Davis might feel about the prospect of having sex with a black woman on camera, we'd imagine that she's pretty seriously considering it.

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And we have a couple of ideas.

1. A film version of Kim Goes to Jail. As in the celebrated e-book, this could chart Kim's prison lesbian journey from reluctance

"She was strokin' my thigh and makin' her way for the promised land, so I slipped my other hand under the table and kinda put it in her way ‘tween my legs just under home base."

"I use my hands for prayin' not playin"

to enthusiasm, as she ends up having all kinds of lesbian sex with her black cell mate.

2. Kim is at work. A black lesbian approaches the desk. She wants a marriage licence for her ungodly union. Kim wants to refuse, tries to quote the bible, but finds the words just won't come. The music starts. The women do the no-pants dance. Kim's three ex-husbands watch.

Which one is your favourite?

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